TF2 x Reader

His Thoughts When He First Sees You

Scout

Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Please don't be dead! Please don't be dead! I do not feel like hiding a dead body today. Oh, thank god she's moving, god just shut up Spy, she's not dead. Woah... She's pretty hot. God, I would love to get to know this sexy girl. Wait, Jeremy focus. This beautiful girl is hurt, I need to help her first and then I can get to know her.

Pyro

Oh no! I didn't mean to bump into her. She seems really angry, I need to apologize to her. Crap she doesn't understand me, ahhh stupid mask. Oh, thank god she's not angry anymore. She is actually really pretty... Okay, Phoenix, don't be scared, you can talk to her. Just stay calm, you can do it.

Medic

Ugh! vhere did zhat silly bird go???  God, jou suck at taking care of animals... Oh, shut up stupid voice in my head. I can't believe he flew off again!  Oh, Zere he is... who is zhat beautiful angel with him? Woah, She's got nice tits. Stop being a fucking a pervert. I should apologize for Archimedes bothering her. God, she's so perfect. "ArcHImeDes SAys ZaNk JOu aNd jOu ARe BeaUTIfuL aS VelL" Wow, Ludwig, you're sooooo smooth... FUCK YOU VOICE IN MY HEAD!!!!

Sniper

 Woah, what a pretty Shelia... she looks so scared, she must be lost. It s getting dark, I can leave her out here all by herself, I should help her. Shit, I didn't mean to scare her. She's here with her friends, wait, I passed a couple of people not long ago, I wonder if she's with them. Oh good, she is. I should take her there, maybe I can get to know her better on the way there...

Spy

What is a beautiful woman like that doing in here all by herself? She looks so upset, I should sit with her. God, what man would keep this goddess of a woman waiting, I'm finding this disrespectful idiot later and killing him. I should show her what a real man looks like, time to pull out my amazing charm. Damn, this woman has fire in her! I need to make her mine.

(A/N - I would like to apologize to you guys for not posting for so long. I had gone through my first semester of college and it got very overwhelming for me and it told up a lot of my time. I also went through some of my own personal problems, which made it hard to enjoy the things I love. I hope I'll be able to write more now that I've worked through my problems and I'm taking time off from college to figure out if it's the right thing for me. My updates are still going to be slow, but I want to still try to make more updates, I still really love this book and I have many ideas I want to do. I also want to thank you guys for over 25K views, I never thought this book would get that many views and I'm very grateful.)