Yaomomo: "I have a height advantage over all of you."
Jirou, without hesitation: "Your kneecaps don't."
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Jirou: "Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss."
Yaomomo: "kyouka what the f u c k "
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Jirou, tearing up: "Momo, please! You can't do this! We've been through so much together!"
Yaomomo: "I'm sorry, Kyouka..."
Yaomomo, placing down a Draw 4 card: "Draw 4."
Jirou, sobbing as she draws 4 cards: "i hate this game"
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Jirou: "I just don't get it! Why does everyone keep calling me cute?! It's not right!"
Jirou, now shouting: "I SCARE PEOPLE! I AM IMPOSING!"
Yaomomo, tightening her grip around Jirou's waist as she kisses her cheek: "You're very scary, babe."
Jirou, now flustered: "h-"
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Jirou, leaning over the couch Yaomomo is laying on with a blanket in her hands:
Yaomomo, wearing a dress similar to her hero costume for a photoshoot: "Oh! Hey, Kyouka! Here to help with my photoshoot?"
Jirou, wrapping Yaomomo in the blanket then pulling her over her shoulder: "I'll be taking my meal to go, thanks."
Yaomomo, flustered: "K-Kyouka!"
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-In the middle of a girls night game of Uno-
Ashido, placing down a wild card that says "Admit your feelings for Yaomomo or draw 25": "Come on, Jirou."
Jirou:
Yaomomo: "You guys do know me and Kyouka have been dating since middle school right?"
Everyone there but Yaomomo and Jirou: "wHAT-"
