ya_boi: HEYYYYYYY!!!!
ya_boi: GUYYYYYSSSSSS WHERE ARE YOU??????
muggles_are_the_sh*t: What do you mean where are we?
sneaky.snek: We are in the same room
sneaky.snek: I can literally see you
muggles_are_the_sh*t: Yeah me too
ya_boi: Yeah I know, but no ones texted on the group chat in ages!
ya_boi: I'M SOOOOOOOOOO BOREDDDDDDDD
strudel_the_poodlexx: Why don't you go grocery shopping then?
porcupine_19xx: Yeah we really need to get more food
porcupine_19xx: I have a list
pufflingboiii_24: Are cookies on that list?
pufflingboiii_24: I'm hungry
ya_boi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANNA DO THAT
ya_boi: THAT'S BOOOOORRRRRIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG
sneaky.snek: How old are you again Theseus?
ya_boi: *gasps in horror* YOU FORGOT HOW OLD I AM?????????
ya_boi: HOW DARE YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sneaky.snek: That's not what I meant...
ya_boi: I'm very disappointed in you wifey
muggles_are_the_sh*t: Nooo not this again!
sneaky.snek: Well listen here buddy
muggles_are_the_sh*t: *sighs* here we go...
sneaky.snek: I have the power to remove you from this stupid group chat, and I've already done it once before. So if you call me that name one more time, I won't hesitate to do it again.
sneaky.snek: Watch out hubby!
ya_boi: ....
muggles_are_the_sh*t: Nice one Leta!
sneaky.snek: Thanks
ya_boi: You guys are no fun
ya_boi: Party poopers
sneaky.snek: We are not!!
muggles_are_the_sh*t: I'm so much fun
porcupine_19xx: You just have a very different idea of fun Theseus
sneaky.snek: Yeah
pufflingboiii_24: What happened to those cookies?
porcupine_19xx: Nothing, why?
pufflingboiii_24: I WANT COOOOKKKKIIIIEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
pufflingboiii_24: Please...
pufflingboiii_24: But only if you want to
pufflingboiii_24: If it's no trouble
pufflingboiii_24: Sorry!
*Everyone sighs*
strudel_the_poodlexx: Hey wait, I have an idea!!
muggles_are_the_sh*t: Ooh what is it?
strudel_the_poodlexx: Why don't we bake cookies?
strudel_the_poodlexx: It'll cure both Theseus's boredom, and Newt's hunger. And it'll also mean we don't need to go to the grocery store
sneaky.snek: That's such a good idea!!
porcupine_19xx: Yeah
muggles_are_the_sh*t: I mean if there's food involved, I'm in!
pufflingboiii_24: COOOOOKKKIIIIEEEESSSSS
ya_boi: YEEEEETTT
strudel_the_poodlexx: Okay, yay! I'll go get the ingredients ready
*5 minutes later*
strudel_the_poodlexx: Umm... guys?
porcupine_19xx: Oh no
sneaky.snek: What is it?
strudel_the_poodlexx: ...we don't have any flour left
muggles_are_the_sh*t: Oh dear
strudel_the_poodlexx: Yeah...
porcupine_19xx: Well I guess that means we have to go to the grocery store after all
strudel_the_poodlexx: Yeah I guess so
ya_boi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
pufflingboiii_24: Cookies?
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Fantastic Beasts Group Chat
FanfictionA Fantastic Beasts group chat woo hoo!!! This is pretty much just going to be a collection of very random and (hopefully) hilarious conversations between the characters from Fantastic Beasts. I hope you enjoy :3 Also a big thank you to Cat (@Cateye...
