AN/ For those of you who have no idea why I'm putting a Pirates of the Caribbean group text in a book of Avengers texts . . . please hear me out. This was originally supposed to be in a separate book of Disney texts called "Enchanted Communications", but I ran out of ideas pretty quick. So, since this was too great to leave unpublished forever, I thought I should just shove it in here. Enjoy!
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Captain Jack Sparrow has created a group text.
Captain Jack Sparrow has added Elizabeth, Will, Barbosa, Mr. Gibbs, and Davy.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Oy.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Where's me run?
Will: We don't know where your bloody rum is, Jack. Bother us with this some other time.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Has it not sunk in yet? Me name's Captain Jack Sparrow.
Will: Come on, man, I really don't feel like dealing with this today.
Captain Jack Sparrow: No.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Where. Is. Me. Rum? Did one of you steal it? Eh?
Will: I didn't take any of your blasted rum.
Will has changed "Captain Jack Sparrow" to "Jack".
Jack has changed "Jack" to "Captain Jack Sparrow".
Captain Jack Sparrow: How dare you?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Mr. Gibbs, have you seen me rum?
Mr. Gibbs: No sign of any liquor here, Captain.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Bugger.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Squid-face Jones, have you taken me rum?
Davy: dO YoU fEaR dEatH?
Captain Jack Sparrow has removed Davy.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Why's the rum always gone?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Barbosa, where's the rum?
Barbosa: YARRR. I have not a clue where yer rum is, Jack. Maybe go jump off a cliff and you'll find some there.
Captain Jack Sparrow: It's Captain. Jack. Sparrow. And FYI, I have jumped off of a cliff before.
Captain Jack Sparrow: There was no rum.
Elizabeth: Perhaps you'll find some after you've RUMmaged around your ship some more.
Will: Good one, my love. ❤️
Elizabeth: Thank you, my love. ❤️
Captain Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth, my fine pirate-lass! Do you know where me rum is?
Elizabeth: Have no worries, captain. I didn't take (or burn) any of your rum today.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Oh, bugger.
Captain Jack Sparrow: It appears that we'll have to continue this important search a little later. Captain Barbosa is currently attacking me ship.
Barbosa: GIVE ME BACK THE PEARL, SWINE!
Captain Jack Sparrow: I'm not a swine. I'm actually a sparrow. Captain Jack Sparrow.
Will: That's getting really old.
Elizabeth: Yeah . . . .
Will: Should we help him?
Elizabeth: Nah.
Will: I love you so much. ❤️
Elizabeth: I love you more. ❤️
Captain Jack Sparrow: Ew, stop it.
Barbosa: Indeed. Yer whole lovey-dovey routine is distracting me from performing my perfect battle strategy.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Mr. Gibbs, ready the cannons.
Mr. Gibbs: I'm on the same ship as you, Captain. There really is no need to text when you can just say these things to me in person.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Just ready the cannons.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye, captain.
Barbosa: ARRR!
Barbosa has added Davy.
Barbosa: Can I get a hand here? From one person that hates Jack to another?
Barbosa: Or in this case, can I get a crab claw or a squid tentacle?
Davy: dO yOu fEaR deAtH?
Barbosa: Oh, you're no fun.
Barbosa has removed Davy.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Looks like I'm about to sink your shiiiiiiip. :3
Elizabeth: Hey, I found the rum!
Captain Jack Sparrow: OH, BUGGER, EVERYBODY STOP. Where's me rum?
Elizabeth: I found it stashed away after RUMmaging around a bit. Eheheh.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Really!?
Elizabeth: Lol. Nope, just kidding around. Eheheh.
Captain Jack Sparrow: . . .
Captain Jack Sparrow: I've never felt so betrayed in me entire life. .-.
Mr. Gibbs: Pardon me, captain, but what's that you're holding in your hand?
Captain Jack Sparrow: That's me phone.
Mr. Gibbs: No, you dolt, the other hand.
Captain Jack Sparrow: That's . . . A BOTTLE OF ME RUM!
Captain Jack Sparrow: 🍾🍻🍺🥂
Will: Woo-hoo. -_-
Captain Jack Sparrow: 'Tis a happy reunion on the Black Pearl.
Elizabeth: Speaking of which, where's Barbosa?
Mr. Gibbs: Trying to escape, of course. Jack Sparrow gets his way once again.
Captain Jack Sparrow: *Captain
Will: STOP IT!
Captain Jack Sparrow has removed Barbosa and Will.
Elizabeth: Hey!
Captain Jack Sparrow: Ah, forget about him, me lady. You deserve someone with much more . . .
Elizabeth: Rum?
Captain Jack Sparrow: That too, but that's not what I was going to say. I was actually going to say a little more . . . pizzazz.
Elizabeth: How much rum have you even had? Have you been drunk this whole time?
Captain Jack Sparrow: . . . No.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Me legs and arms do feel tingly though. Plus the walls are moving.
Elizabeth: T_T
Captain Jack Sparrow: . . .
Captain Jack Sparrow has removed Elizabeth.
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