First Day, First Problem

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Hana's (POV)

GOD THE WAIT IS AGONIZINGLY SLOW!! I thought to myself. The past two weeks have been torture. I checked the mail every day, paced around the apartment enough to cover a 5k marathon, Trained for hours, and re-read at least 1/4 of the big ass bookshelf in my room, and painted a shit ton of landscapes on my empty wall just to get my mind off of it. And it wasn't working! I want it so bad, and although I sounded confident the evening Dadzawa and I fell asleep on the couch, I was actually slowly losing my mind! But then, finally, there was a cream-colored letter in the mail with the most important seal on it I have ever broken. I immediately texted the person who has also been sharing my anguish these past weeks.

Me:

ITS HERE HOLY SHIT ITS HERE FHDSJGKLHDSJKGVBK

Memelord Pikachu:

IKR IM SO READUFRJENEJSJDJ

Me:

QUICK COME OVER OMERGERRD ITS HAPPENFINF DJDJD

Memelord Pikachu:

BRUH YOU GOTTA GO ON A DATE WITH ME IF I PASS💓💟💖💓💝💓💌😚😘

Me:

Ok fineee, but seriously if u dont hurry tf up imma PUKE!

Memelord Pikachu:

Y would u puke?

Me:

Lol bc I gotta be seen in public with ur ass.

Memelord Pikachu:

I kNoW u DiD nOt BiTcH!!!¡!¡!

Me:

OmG i sO sOrRy DiD i HuRt Ur FeElIeS?!?!?!

Memelord Pikachu:

God Y do I hang out with you anymore, all I get is rejected😭

Me:

Lol because I bring u food 4 lunch every day~

Memelord Pikachu:

Bitch, that's not you, It's your dad.😤

Me:

And im your direct line to him. besides, im fucking good at baking! and my sandwiches are superior

Memelord Pikachu:

Ok, fine. I'll be your friend for your cupcakes I guess. Unless we FUCC???

Me:

Ohh yeaa~ bc I'm soooo into electrostimulation😘

Memelord Pikachu:

W-wait, really? I-i-i can do that for u babe🤤

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