South Park Group Chat (aka the We Hate Cartman Club)

Chapter 4

Private message  Tweek T >>> Craig

Tweek T: it's all coming together ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Craig: what?

Craig: who taught you to make a Lenny Face?

Tweek T: Kenny likes Kyle

Craig: what?

Tweek T: He's got a fat crush still

Craig: oh

Craig: oh

Craig: damn

Craig: now we just have to get them together?

Tweek T: yup

Tweek T: but that might be hard so I'm asking Stan for help

Craig: good idea Kyle's as stubborn as FUCK at times

Craig: I mean all the time

Craig: speaking of Kyle, he looked a little off in my physics class

Tweek T: yeah I noticed that he was late with Cartman this morning

Craig: ask Stan about that too babe

Tweek T: can do ;)

Craig: ━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)

Tweek T: wowzers

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Group chat Fuck Cartman

<TooMuchPressure is online>

<Craig is online>

<Fatboy is online>

<Gingerbread is online>

<KennyMcDick is online>

KennyMcDick: funny isn't it class time?

Fatboy: oh I never noticed. What a shaaame

Craig: yeah, I can't stop now

<Kyle's Bro is online>

Kyle's Bro: if you can't beat them join them

Craig: *raises glass*

KennyMcDick: Cartman and Craig expected, but Tweek??? KYLE?????

KennyMcDick: I am w o u n d e d

TooMuchPressure: gah! I actually wanted to ask how Kyle was that's all! Craig said that everyone texts in class

Fatboy: except Wendy

Kyle's Bro: no she just studied until she sleeps god damn

Craig: I wish I had her dedication

KennyMcDick: I remember when I had some self pride in myself

KennyMcDick: *stares into the distance*

Kyle's Bro: Wait you wanted to ask about Kyle?

TooMuchPressure: yeah he seemed kinda off

Kyle's Bro: yeah

Fatboy: he almost fell asleep in the car this morning

KennyMcDick: I'm worried about him dude

Gingerbread: that's nice and all, but I'm fine

Craig: yeah that's easy enough to say on texts

Gingerbread: I'm fine

Gingerbread: honestly