A/N: Y'ALL I'MMA FALL OUT MY CHAIR I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THE LAST TIME I UPDATED THIS WAS IN JUNE
TIME ISN'T REAL I'M ALDJALDK
ANYWAYS I LOVE YOU
ALSO I'M 16 NOW BRUH I'M A B I G K I D
I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE DOING WELL AND SAFE AND WASHIN YOSELFS I LOVE YOU ALL MWAH
Freddy: $50 and I'll eat Carl
Flash: For the love of God
Freddy: I'll do it, fifty bucks
Flash: Chica's gonna kill you
Freddy: Jokes on you, Chicken Little, I'm alrEADY DEAD
Chica: Who u callin a chicken
Chica: I'm a squirrel
Mike: Someone please get me out of here
Foxy: Don't you think we've already tried that
Flash: Okay you're not eating the cupcake, and Chica, you're not a squirrel.
Chica: AM TOO
Flash: ????
Chica: I CANNOT SEE SO HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF I AM SQUIRREL OR IF I AM CHICKEN
Flash: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Chica: MAN TOOK OUT EYE
Flash: WHAT
Jeff: Okay so long story short, Mike was getting fed up with her so he caught her, took out her eyes, and... honestly I have no idea
Flash: whERE
Flash: WHERE DID YOU EVEN COME FROM
Jeff: My mother
Flash: WHAT
Foxy: Lass do I really need to explain it to you?
Bonnie: Foxy children read this book
Foxy: What book?
Bonnie: Yes
Flash: CAN WE JUST FIX CHICA, CHECK THE CAMERAS SHE IS LOSING IT
Freddy: Okay but did she ever have it in the first place
Chica: WHAT NOISES DO SQUIRRELS MAKE
Jeff: I'll leave you all with this one.
Jeff has left the chat.
Mike: I'm not fixing it.
Flash: You made the mess, you clean it up
Mike: I'm not putting my hands on that again
Mike: It was moist
Mike: And sticky...
Mike: And it smelled like children
Flash: How do you know what children smell like Mike
Mike:
Mike has left the chat.
Flash: I hate this family
Bonnie: I hate myself too
Flash: Would you happen to know how to fix a chicken
Chica: I DO NOT NEED FIX
Chica: I AM A NEW WOMAN
Flash: YOU'RE BARELY A WOMAN CHICA YOU'RE AN ANIMATRONIC CHICKEN
Chica: yOU KNOW NOTHING
Flash: STOP RUNNING I NEED TO GET YOU SO I CAN HELP YOU
Chica: dO NOT NEED HELP
Chica: AM FREE
Freddy: So if she's a new woman, then she doesn't need Carl. Y'all know what that means?
Foxy: Please don't eat the cupcake
Freddy: darnit
Chica: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
Flash: YOU'RE NOT ALIVE SO THIS WORKS OUT
Flash: HAHA SHE FELL OVER
Flash: I got yOU NOW
Chica: NO I RUN
Flash: You're under a broomstick Chica
Chica: AM RUNNING
Flash: You're still under the broomstick
Chica: AM FREE
Flash: Still under the broomstick.
Chica has been disconnected.
Flash: If any of you hear the sound of a chicken in pain, mind your own business okay
YOU ARE READING
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RandomHEADS UP: I started this story when I was young, so there are multiple grammar and spelling mistakes that I am completely aware of but haven't gone back in to fix. Basically all of the chapters, except for the last few, were written when I was young...
