He knows his history

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Tony
Are you okay?

Peter
Yeah of course.

Why do you ask?

Tony
Yesterday you asked me if damage repair shampoo also worked on feelings

Before completely disappearing on me

Peter
Oh.

I mean...

Does it?

Tony
Kid no-

Peter
Kid yes >:)

Tony
Seriously though

You good?

Do you wanna talk about it?

Peter
I'll be willing to talk about it over a game of catch

Tony
A game of catch?

Peter
B o n d i n g

Tony
Is this one of your annoying jokes?

Peter
It's not annoying :(

But don't worry. I'm fine

Life's just a bit hectic ya know?

Tony
Trust me I do.

Peter
Hey Mr. Stalker?

Tony
Yeah, kid?

Peter
Are you any good at history?

I suck at history and I need some major h e l p

Tony
....

No, but I know a guy who could be of assistance

Peter
Oh?

Tony
Give me a minute

Peter
There's no need! I'm sure I can figure it out myself

There's no need t big anyone about it

Tony
Too late :)

(*Avenger's group chat*)

Natasha
I swear it wasn't me

Clint
LIAR!!

I know it was you!

Natasha
You have no proof

Tony
Do I even want to know?

Steve
No.

Tony
Steve! Just who I need

Steve
Me? Why?

Clint
I want answers, Natasha

Tony
I need your help

You know your history

Natasha
You can't make me talk coward

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