The Hunstman That Killed: Harem X Cheated male reader

Challenger

* guess who's back at it again *

(Y/N)'s POV

*RIIIIIIIINGGG*

*SMASH*

Fuckin alarm clock...

Wait, We have no alarm clocks in the living room

I open my eyes to see....My broken phone..

Damnit (Y/N) your an idiot

I sat up, Pretty angry at myself for destroying my phone, I'll have no problem replacing it, Its just that I'm really lazy when it comes to the simplest of things, Liam can you just give me a new phone?

* Will you quit bitchin bout it when i do? *

Yes

* Okay bud  *

*POOF*

A brand new phone complete with a case and all the data from (Y/N)'s old phone has appeared on a table!

Ah there it is, Thanks Lord Liam

I noticed Cinder isn't with me on the sofa, I grabbed my new phone and stood up

"She must be with the others" I thought

I checked the time on my phone, 7:30 AM, Wasn't feeling sleepy anymore so i decided to go get breakfast, I went to the kitchen to find Mercy digging through the fridge

"Where the hell is it?"

"What the hell are you doing?"

"EEP!"

Mercy spun around and her back was against the fridge, Some of the items on top of it fell down and either landed on her head or just hit the floor

One of the items was a durable mug, And it fell on her head, She slid down the fridge like a novela while holding her head in pain, It didn't look like it hurt but who am i to judge? It was a fucking mug!

I crouched down beside her

"Damn, You okay?"

"Does it look like it!? Oww..."

"I was trying to reassure you, Well how much does it hurt?"

"Almost as much as you not giving me any attention.."

* that's a yikes from me (Y/N)..*

"You either tell me or I'll rape it out of you"

"Oh really?~ Well I'm not telling~"

Mercy grabbed my shirt's collar and smashed her lips onto mines, She soon released after a few seconds

"Now~ What was that last part?~"

"We'll get to it in the future chapters, But now can you-

* mf can you not *

"Sorry"

"Not happening, So can you tell me now?"

Mercy then made a pouting face and crossed her arms under her breasts, Her eyes slowly moved to the left

"THERE IT IS!"

She suddenly ran at blazing speeds towards whatever the hell she was looking for then ran up the stairs, Well at least i can get breakfast now

I opened the fridge and grabbed a jug of milk and a bowl and a cereal box, After sitting down on the table i poured cereal into the bowl then poured some milk, And yes this is the right way to do it, Don't fuckin look at me like that you all know this is the right way

* The only time I allow a 4th wall break, Stop commiting an offense against god and pour your cereal before the milk plz *

I turned on the TV and switched the channels, I eventually landed on a channel with a movie playing

"John wick 3 huh?"

I then put down the remote on the table and enjoyed the movie and my cereal

Time skip of 2h and 10m, Yes this is the movie length irl, Also hi I'm the time skip guy and you can call me skip

Damn Keanu Grievous never fails to amaze me, I stood up and went to the kitchen to go put my cereal bowl in the sink, Just then i heard voices and some radio chatter

"Alpha team this is Echo over, We've reached the enemy base, Currently clearing out the rooms in the main floor"

"Echo this is Alpha over, We've got 2 snipers trained on the windows in the 2nd floor, We see some chick with grey hair laying down on her bed with some sort of microphone in her hand..And...Um..."

"Alpha team what are you seeing?"

"Its uh...Its not a microphone"

One of the men walked into the kitchen, But you were already long gone having rushed up to Mercy's room and furiously trying to open her door, You hear a shriek and a loud thud, She then opened the door while in her signature clothing

"Hey there what's the ru-"

"WE NEED TO GO NOW!"

A loud bang is heard and one of Mercy's window explodes into a pile of glass

"COMMANDER THERES ACTIVITY IN THE 2ND FLOOR!"

Soldiers rush up the stairs and you quickly manage to put on your armor and grabbed Hunhow's sword, A blue light covers you and your suddenly equipped with a ancient set of armor and cape, You then walked out your room with Mercy still in it

"TANGO TANGO!"

Soldiers fire shots to you but you block them with ease, Their rifles run out of ammo and you take this chance to slash dash them, You manage to hit one and connect to another

"2 MEN DOWN, NEED BACKUP!"

You shut up the last soldier by stabbing him with the sword, He slides off the blade and falls on the floor seemingly not bleeding at all

You run down the stairs and bullets are rained down on you, Some of them connect while others miss, You quickly smoke screen and disappear from their sight while blinding some of them, You decapitated 3 and impaled 5 others, 3 more soldiers remain and they try to flee but you slash towards them and the sword releases a blue wave of energy which cutted through them like butter

One of the men's radio emits a beeping noise then some guys voice comes through

"Echo do you read....Echo do you read! More soldiers are on their way accompanied by a Goliath X1 Super soldier, Stay put and we will get there! "

"Motherfuckers think they can just barge in here and mess up my HQ? Not today assholes, Cus today.."

You look at the sword

"You've just started a War..."

* sup lads I'm back from purgatory and I'm ready to post again, told y'all I'll be coming back *