Alex: YOU HAVE ANGERED THE RAT! I AM ANGER! FEAR ME MORTALS FOR I WILL EAT YOUR FEMURS!
Alex: *kicks over lamp*
Evangeline: *upset that her reading light is gone* Myra do the thing
Myra: *nods*
Myra: *picks Alex up and wraps him in a blanket like a breakfast burrito*
YOU ARE READING
Halos and Horns
HumorFunny quotes about the adventures of queer angels, demons, and mortals. Comment if you have any ideas for quotes. Mild swearing and MUCH GAY