RAT

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Alex: YOU HAVE ANGERED THE RAT! I AM ANGER! FEAR ME MORTALS FOR I WILL EAT YOUR FEMURS!

Alex: *kicks over lamp*

Evangeline: *upset that her reading light is gone* Myra do the thing

Myra: *nods*

Myra: *picks Alex up and wraps him in a blanket like a breakfast burrito*

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