Zim's Little Terror [ZADR]

3. DABOURUS THE GREAT 3.

The real danger begins when you make the lil Irken mad.

RECAP
While knitting all I can think is a few names for my lil smeet. Dabourus, I like the name a lot. I can just call him Dab. It's similar to his name. But still no matter what Dab is his smeet. And no one can take his smeet or he'll burn this earth until it's supernova.

Chapter 3 : DABOURUS THE GREAT
- DABOURUS POV -
You know that feeling? That instinct... that tell you that someone is hiding something from you? Trying to hide the BIG TRUTH from you? That is how I feel about mom. I know there's something he is hiding from me. And whatever it is that's been bothering him. I must know... I must know who is this fool that making my fearsome mom. The coolest Irken soldier that killed the two previous tallest miyuki and spork. Anxious.

I, Dabourus the Great. Won't let any detail or any clue be missed. I have researched about this very particular case for a long time. And I have taken notes and evidence of every single clue that I got.

Mom doesn't like the color of blue. That sky blue. He loath it. Mom doesn't like the 'paranormal' word. And that's actually.... sad. Because I've been wondering where can I find a werewolf. But, meh... for my dearest mom. I, Dabourus the Great should just do research on what existed on this planet history book.

And it's quite fascinating if I say so myself. To know that human is actually tiny compared to the big reptiles that walk around the earth millions of years ago. Anyway, I also found out that... THIS HOUSE DOESN'T HAVE ANY HONEY.

Why? I am not sure. Mom just look at honey with pure disgust. Maybe because of germs. The thought of germs can make mom go... kill mode.

But, I know for sure that this strange behavior is caused by someone. Because on one night, the day I was about to bother my mom to read me a book about how shark kill the fishes on the sea. I accidentally heard a conversation between mom and Gir. Gir said something about mary . So this Mary must be the buffoon. The fool. The idiot to mess with my mom.

My new rival- " Dear Irk!! Dab!! Stop playing with that mud!! " I got startled and accidentally hit the mud I was previously playing with and making it splash messily to my surrounding. As I quickly glance up to see my mom who is looking down at me with a face full of mud.

Uh oh...

" DABOURUS!!! " yep, I am in trouble. I thought in my mind. Mom then pull me up with his metal PAK leg and went to the bathroom with me hanging on the metal leg. All I can do is look at mom with my pitiful eyes. Hoping for mercy.

Let me have a redemption by eating cookies- but I know that will never happen. I was then got down from the PAK metal leg and groaned. I know my mom is staring at me so I have to put off my clothes and throw it to the sanitary machine before get sprayed with sanitary spray. And wipe myself with some antiseptic wipes.

After the daily cleaning ritual is done. I then grab a clean baby blue Irken uniform and wear it. And then I have to wait my mom to clean his face for the... probably 11th time with the antiseptic wipes. And probably the 7th time spraying himself with the sanitary spray. Germaphobe.

I bet my mom will burn the whole planet down if the germs is contagious. 

" mom... who is my dad? " I suddenly asked. I don't know why... but as far as I know. There's a mom and a dad in the family. But I don't have a dad. Or do I have one but I don't know him yet?

But seeing how my mom froze and look at me as if I said something taboo like... germs. I just stare at him blankly. 

" Dab. Your dad is a dead man to me. " mom said with a killing intent. Hmm... what's that supposed to mean?

Is he dead? " can we visit his grave? " I said all of the sudden. And my mom just stare at me with half lidded eyes.

" no, dab "

" aww... why not mom? "

" Because a man like that doesn't deserve a grave. He deserve to be ashes only. A pitiful black ash. Forgotten and not needed. "

" Mom... that's harsh. "

TO BE CONTINUED...