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BAD BOY WANNABE 🥵😳💚

YOU:
oi!!!
YOU:
knock knock

DRAGON BOY🥰:
beckham?
are you okay?

YOU:
i said knock knock
open the fucking door

DRAGON BOY🥰:
i did?
you're not outside my dormitory
where are you

YOU:
i meant for the joke
you're supposed to say who's there

DRAGON BOY🥰:
...um
beckham what's going on
are you all right?

YOU:
i'm just peachy
i fell excellent
YOU:
in fact, i feel so great that i want to tell you a wee bit of a story

DRAGON BOY🥰:
oh god you're hammered
where's dottie
go find dottie

YOU:
i'm not dRunk
i'm brilliant
so be quiet and listen to me

YOU:
once upon time
there was a girl named evangeline who used to have a crush on a boy named draco malfoy on her third year
but then she thought she didn't have a chance with him, so she pushed aside her feelings and fell for someone else.
but then things fucked up and now that someone is dead bc of this bitchass who doesn't even have a nose

DRAGON BOY🥰:
beckham stop

YOU:
then things went better again bc that dude died as well
and so everything's looking up and going for the better
and now here we are
back in square one again
falling even harder for the same boy who wouldn't even look at me back in our third year

DRAGON BOY🥰:
beckham, you're drunk and you're talking shit
go find dottie, drink water, and go back to your dorm

YOU:
stfu omg i'm giving you a heart-to-heart

DRAGON BOY🥰:
i don't want you to regret anything in the morning and ignore me again
so put the phone down and find dottie
go back to the ravenclaw dormitory
drink water
clean yourself up
and go the fuck to sleep

DRAGON BOY🥰:
we'll talk again in the morning
[read at 02:11 am]

DRAGON BOY🥰:
beckham answer me
[read at 02:15 am]

DRAGON BOY🥰:
evangeline stop leaving me on read
where are you right now
stay there and wait for me
i'm coming to you

YOU:
good one !! 😂
funny joke
you're hilarious, draco

DRAGON BOY🥰:
be quiet and don't go anywhere
i'm on my way

[11:49 am]

DRAGON BOY 🥰:
where are you
you disappeared when i got back to the dorm

YOU:
I'm so so so so sorry
oh my god

DRAGON BOY 🥰:
that's okay
did theo tease you out of the room? did he make fun of you the git

YOU:
no no don't worry
i left on my own
i'm so so sorry draco i'm so embarrassed with myself

DRAGON BOY 🥰:
i got you breakfast
do you like bacon, eggs, and muffin?

YOU:
i swear it won't happen again
i was drunk and didn't mean anything of what i said

DRAGON BOY 🥰:
i also got you coffee
you like coffee right?
or did you want tea

YOU:
are you listening to me right now

DRAGON BOY 🥰:
i heard you perfectly clear
and i said it's all right

YOU:
okay
thank god

DRAGON BOY 🥰:
now are you gonna come back to my dorm and eat your breakfast or do i have to go to yours and leave it to someone to take it inside

YOU:
no i'm coming

DRAGON BOY 🥰:
okay

YOU:
thank you

TEDDY BEAR NOTT

TEDDY:
if you don't come in 3 minutes i'm eating your breakfast

YOU:
bitch leave my food alone or you're finna catch these hands

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