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Arlo: Asslo

Blyke: Goku

Elaine: Blueberry

Isen: iSENSE

John: Cripple

Remi: Strawberry

Seraphina: Sera

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Cripple: DAMN IT ZEKE JUST SAY MY ACTUAL NAME ALREADY

Sera: ...

iSENSE: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Goku: SAY MY NAME, SAY MY NAME

iSENSE: WHEN NO ONE IS AROUND YOU,

Goku: SAY BABY, I LOVE YOU,

iSENSE: IF YOU AIN'T RUNNIN' GAME

Cripple:

Cripple: i have revoked both of ur destiny's child privileges

Cripple: also no sera it wasnt in that way i promise

Sera:

Sera: I didn't even say anything,

Cripple: i am literally sitting across from u in class, and u r glaring at me

Cripple: u dont have to say anything with a death glare :/

Cripple: tbh idk why ur jealous, i thought we have already established i will never leave u, especially not for a f*ckboy like zeke

Sera: <3

Blueberry: Okay, besides the fact John and Seraphina are adorable as heck,

Blueberry: what did Zeke say to you, John?

Cripple: well, remember when i went after zeke for beating up sera?

Cripple: i was following him, but i didnt have a mask

Cripple: then he threw away his lunch bag that said "tuesday" on it

Cripple: and, well... modern problems require modern solutions

Goku: LOL YOU PUT A LUNCH BAG OVER YOUR FACE?

iSENSE: NICE DISGUISE, BAG HEAD

Cripple: OH SHUT UP

Cripple: AT LEAST IT WORKED

Strawberry: ISEN LOL

Blueberry: Petition to change John's nickname to Baghead

Sera: Don't worry about that, I got this

Sera has changed Cripple's nickname to: Baghead

Baghead: SERA WTF WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?????

Sera: You know I'm an OpportunistTM John

iSENSE: Sera you are an OG LMFAO

Blueberry: She has always been an OG

Strawberry: AGREED LOL

Goku: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Baghead: u all are dead to me

Baghead has changed their nickname to: Cripple

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