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"WE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED😩🤘"

YOU:
i want some boba

DOTTIE:
me too

NOTT YOUR MANS:
what is a boba

NEV:
sounds like a star wars character or something

YOU:
@theo you UNCULTURED SWINE
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT BOBA IS

DOTTIE:
u g h
you can't sit with us

YOU:
i am APPALLED

NOTT YOUR MANS:
ok but u still haven't told me what a boba is

YOU:
this is a photo from when me and dottie got some last time

YOU:this is a photo from when me and dottie got some last time

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YOU:
and here's another one w me, dottie, and luna

YOU:and here's another one w me, dottie, and luna

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NOTT YOUR MANS:
that looks nasty

DOTTIE:
your FACE is nasty

NEV:
😭😭 poor theo

YOU:
i can't believe he really disrespected boba like that
i'm kicking you out of the group chat

DRACO :
isn't that a muggle drink

DOTTIE:
yes
and it tastes *chef's kiss

DRACO :
i remembered passing by a shop when i was visiting america

NEV:
ok but draco actually knows about boba omg

NOTT YOUR MANS:
are neville and i the only ones who's never heard of it-
😳

YOU:
yes
therefore you are cancelled

NEV:
😧

YOU:
except you neville
king neville
precious neville my child

NOTT YOUR MANS:
biased bitch 😒

DRACO ♥‿♥:i didn't wanna be that person but-@theo i tried it once and it actually tastes goodDRACO ♥‿♥:but u didn't hear it from me 😶

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DRACO :
i didn't wanna be that person but-
@theo i tried it once and it actually tastes good
DRACO :
but u didn't hear it from me 😶

DRACO :
[deleted two previous messages!]

NEV:
bitch i already screenshotted it

DOTTIE:
proud of u @neville

YOU:
@draco and @neville are the only men who deserve rights

NOTT YOUR MANS:
IM OUT ✌🏻😙

DRACO :
lol yall get off your phones
slughorn keeps looking over at us

YOU:
im gonna ask him if he knows how to make boba

DOTTIE:
he's a potions professor dumbass how can
wait

NEV:
shE REALLY ASKED HIM 💀

DRACO :
and he took up her phone
good job dum dum

DOTTIE:
@ her next time papi 🤩

DRACO :
@EVANGELINE HARPER BECKHAM

DOTTIE THE LOML, MY RIDE OR DIE

YOU:
there's something i have to tell u
but don't tell anyone

DANCE MONKEY:
bitch who else am i gonna tell omg
you're like the only one i talk to outside the group chat

YOU:
ok
blaise asked me out after class today

DANCE MONKEY:
OH SHIT
draco punching the air right now

YOU:
💀

DANCE MONKEY:
what did you say??

YOU:
no obviously
YOU:
i told him i like someone else

DANCE MONKEY:
did he ask who?

YOU:
no
he thinks i still haven't gotten over cedric
i didn't bother correcting him
just awkwardly waved goodbye and skrrt away

DANCE MONKEY:
oh my god
but you said no, so there's no drama to worry about

YOU:
i feel a bit bad for him
like i think i was a bit harsh...

DANCE MONKEY:
it's better he hear the truth than the lie beating around the bush
he'll get over it eventually
don't worry too much

YOU:
i know but like
i still feel like i should've said it differently

DANCE MONKEY:
how did u say it?

YOU:
i said i'm sorry but i'll have to say no, because i like someone else. i hope you understand, i'm sorry.

DANCE MONKEY:
oh then you don't have anything to worry about
that was way nicer than how i would've said it
so you're good
relax

YOU:
idk what i'd do without you
i love you bitch 💜💜

DANCE MONKEY:
i love you MOST 😤💛

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