Evie has Entered the Chat

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Arlo: Asslo

Blyke: Goku

Elaine: Blueberry

Isen: iSENSE

John: Cripple

Remi: Strawberry

Seraphina: Sera

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Sera: Hey Elaine, do we have perms to add people to this chat?

Blueberry: Yeah! Who do you want to add?

Sera: Her name is Evie, she's a friend of John and I

Blueberry: Oh, isn't she that low-tier who helped us find you when you were kidnapped by those mid-tiers?

Sera: Yep

Cripple: oh no

Cripple: i dont think evie should be added to this chat

Cripple: its too cursed for her

Sera: Meh, true

Sera: But keep in mind she's a low-tier, she's probably seen some crap

Cripple: unfortunately thats valid

Strawberry: If she helped Arlo and John find Seraphina I'm sure she's cool enough to join us

Strawberry: Also from what I've heard she's very nice

Cripple: shes a full on cinnamon roll

Sera has added Evie to the chat

Sera: There we go

Evie: Hi everyone!

Cripple: hey evie!

Blueberry: Hi!

Asslo: Hello.

iSENSE: What's up?

Goku: Hellooooooo

Strawberry: Hi! How are you doing?

Evie: I'm good, thank you! Who is everyone? I already know who John and Seraphina are

Asslo: I'm Arlo. Don't ask about my nickname.

Blueberry: I'm Elaine

Strawberry: I'm Remi, iSENSE is Isen and Goku is Blyke

Evie: OMG WAIT

Evie: ALL OF THE HIGH-TIERS ARE IN THIS CHAT????

Cripple: yep, minus cecile for reasons

Evie: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

Evie: I'M SORRY FOR FANGIRLING BUT THIS IS SUCH A SHOCK, I FEEL HONORED TO BE IN THE SAME CHAT AS YOU ALL <3 <3 <3

Goku:

iSENSE:

Asslo:

Strawberry: I can see why you call her a cinnamon roll, John.

Cripple: right?????

Sera: Evie's literally bouncing around the place bc Remi called her a cinnamon roll

Asslo: ...That's strangely adorable.

Sera: You know what,

Sera has changed Evie's nickname to: Cinnamon Roll

Cripple: that is a valid nickname

Cinnamon Roll: Awww thank you guys (*'ω`*)

Goku: SHE EVEN USES JAPANESE EMOTICONS I CANT EVEN-

iSENSE: I normally don't say this word, but Evie is kawaii

Blueberry: ^

Cinnamon Roll: ♤◇○◇¤☆♡☆○◇•♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

Cinnamon Roll: Oh yeah, are there any rules to this chat?

Cripple: oh right

Sera: 1. Don't tell anyone this chat exists, especially not anyone on the press team or Cecile

Goku: 2. A lot of weird stuff happens to us. Don't question it.

Strawberry: 3. If Blyke and Isen offer to show you something, say no and run.

iSENSE: ALDALCKOE REMI THAT WAS ONE TIME

Strawberry: ONE TIME TOO MANY

Strawberry: I AM STILL TRAUMATIZED FROM CYRIAK

Cinnamon Roll: Who's Cyriak?

Cripple: no one u should worry about. u don't want to watch his videos

Strawberry: ^^^^

Cinnamon Roll:

Cinnamon Roll: I'm now very curious

Goku: Sounds like a deal

Sera: brandishes knife If you dare try to corrupt Evie John and I will murder you

Goku:

Goku: you know what, I just remembered I left my socks in the fridge, I gtg

iSENSE: Understandable, have a nice day

Cinnamon Roll: But I'm still curious!

Cripple: evie, cyriak makes crazy videos that make you want to rethink your life afterwards. remi watched some of his videos and legit didn't regain her sanity for a good few days. dont watch his videos.

Cinnamon Roll: On second thought, maybe that wouldn't be a great idea.

Cinnamon Roll: I hope you're doing better, Remi! (*'・Д・)

Strawberry: I am, thank you! <3

Blueberry: I have never seen John and Seraphina being so protective over anyone before, besides each other

Asslo: What are you two, her guardians?

Cinnamon Roll: Older brother and sister, actually

Cinnamon Roll: I jokingly called them my older siblings and for some reason it stuck

Cripple: tbf evie ur like the little sister ive never had

Sera: ^

Cinnamon Roll: ('∀`)♡

Asslo: This is unusually wholesome. I don't know how I feel about this.

Blueberry: shhhhhhh let's just enjoy the warm feelings bc it's rare the chat isn't cursed

Strawberry: ^

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