Roland Has Entered the Chat

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Arlo: Asslo

Blyke: Goku

Elaine: Blueberry

Evie: Cinnamon Roll

Isen: iSENSE

John: Cripple

Remi: Strawberry

Seraphina: Sera


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Cinnamon Roll: Hey guys, is it okay if I add a friend on here?

Sera: Who is the friend? We need to verify we know the person so they won't leak our chats to the school

Cripple: ^

Cinnamon Roll: It's just Roland, and I already told him not to tell anyone about this chat

Cripple: permission granted

Goku: Who's Roland?

Sera: He's a friend of John, Evie, and I. He's cool, don't worry.

Cinnamon Roll: I already told him about the chat and showed him some of the things so he understands what he's getting into

Blueberry: wAIT

Strawberry: YOU SHOWED HIM?????

Cinnamon Roll: He was looking over my shoulder while I had the chat open so I had no choice but to show him

iSENSE: Evie nO-

Goku: YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WHILE IN PUBLIC

Goku: YOU COULD HAVE EXPOSED US ALL

Cinnamon Roll: I'm sorry o(╥﹏╥)o

Cripple: rolls up sleeves u made evie cry, ur going to die

Sera: Cracks knuckles No one is allowed to emotionally, mentally, or physically hurt Evie

Goku: uh I MEANT-

Goku: At least he didn't expose us

Goku: I'm sorry Evie JohnandSeraphinapleasedontkillme

Cinnamon Roll: 。^‿^。 apology accepted!

Cinnamon Roll added Roland to the chat

Cinnamon Roll: Hey Roland!

iSENSE: Welcome to Hell

Blueberry: ^

Goku: ^

Roland: Hey Evie! Hey everyone!

Roland: Wait, Evie is Cinnamon Roll, right?

Cinnamon Roll: Yep!

Roland: I approve of your nickname, that's definitely you

Cripple: agreed

Sera: Agreed

Strawberry: That's adorable

Cinnamon Roll: (*'ω`*)

Roland: Wait, so who's present in this chat?

Roland: I'm guessing Sera is Seraphina, and Cripple is John (although he is the farthest thing from an actual cripple)

Cripple: ouch, u didnt have to call me out like that

Sera: Yeah, you're right Roland

Strawberry: I'm Remi

Blueberry: I'm Elaine

Goku: I'm Blyke, and iSENSE is Isen

iSENSE: Yo what's up

Blueberry: And Asslo is Arlo

Blueberry: He's in class so he's not online right now

Roland: HOLY CRAP

Roland: ALL OF THE ROYALS ARE IN THIS CHAT????

Cripple: yep

Roland: WOW, THAT'S AWESOME!

Roland: Also, what is with everyone's nicknames? I understand John's, Seraphina's, and Evie's nicknames but what about everyone else?

Blueberry: My hair color

Strawberry: I wanted to match with Elaine and strawberry was the closest color to my hair

Blueberry: :)

Strawberry: :D

Cripple: should have gone w/ cotton candy but ok

Goku: Mine is self-explanatory

iSENSE: Reference to my ability and it's a play on words ig

Cripple: arlo's nickname is asslo bc he's an asshole

Sera: ^

iSENSE: ^

Roland: ...

Roland: Personal experience?

Cripple: yep

Roland: I'm afraid to ask

Cripple: ill tell you offline, dw

Sera: It's a long story

Strawberry: Oh yeah, you need a nickname!

Roland: Um...

Cripple: I HAVE AN IDEA!

Cripple has changed Roland's nickname to: Roly Poly

Sera: JOHN

Cinnamon Roll: OMG LOLLLLLLLLLL

Sera: ARE YOU SERIOUS

Cripple: IT WAS THE FIRST THING THAT CAME TO MIND IM SORRY

Blueberry: LOL

Strawberry: DANG IT JOHN I BUSTED OUT LAUGHING IN CLASS AND ALMOST GOT MY PHONE CONFISCATED

Cripple: #sorrynotsorry

Roly Poly:

Roly Poly: Tbh

Roly Poly: I don't even mind

Roly Poly: I'll take it

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