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Leafy: you good?

Four: no, my best friend/ co-host left me for two.

Leafy: at least he didn't pretend to forget about your existence and be a dick to you.

Four: the fuck happen to you?

Leafy: firey.

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Gelatin and donut: *are now on different games

Gelanut shippers: *cries in gelanut

Lollinut shippers: ha ha you guys can't really ship them anymore

Gelanut shippers: and you can't ship lollinut.

Lollinut shippers: :,(

People that shipped firey and gelatin back in bfdia: join the club.

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Leafy: *is looking at firey

Me: the ship must sail

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Two: x I demand a juice pouch.

X: juice pouches are only for when you are hurt or sad.

Two: I don't give a shit.

X: fine.

Cashier: sir, why are you buying cat piss in a pouch

X: revenge

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Me: I want to draw

Also me: but what

Still me: got it, I'll draw something for my book Lost

Me drawing: why am I fucking doing this it looks like shit. *cries







Well I'm bored

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