Just Some unOrdinary Crack

Ex-er-ma-cise

Arlo: Asslo

Blyke: Goku

Elaine: Blueberry

Evie: Cinnamon Roll

Isen: iSENSE

John: Cripple

Remi: Strawberry

Roland: Roly Poly

Seraphina: Sera

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Strawberry: Umm...

Strawberry: So I just walked into Blyke and John's dorm to see them doing pushups with Isen sitting on Blyke's back and Seraphina sitting on John's back

Strawberry: And it's like Blyke and John don't even notice the extra weight, bc they are going strong

Blueberry: okay then

Cinnamon Roll: That seems very interesting

Roly Poly: ^

Sera: They are very strong so our weight doesn't really affect them

Asslo: I have to give it to Blyke, because he's taking on more weight than John is.

iSENSE: Actually, every 25 pushups we switch sides. John is able to deal with me sitting on him

Asslo:

Asslo: That just sounds so wrong.

iSENSE: I- OH SH*T B AENUVS;OF'jwveasb

Strawberry: ARLO WHAT THE HECK

Goku: ISEN FELL OFF MY BACK BECAUSE OF YOUR DIRTY MIND

Cripple: AND I FACE PLANTED THANKS ARLO

Asslo: Isen presented an opportunity to me, and I took it.

iSENSE: COME ON DUDE

iSENSE: AND I THOUGHT I WAS BAD WHEN IT CAME TO INNUENDOS

Goku: All jokes aside, it is an honor to have Seraphina sit on me

Sera:

Cripple:

Strawberry:

iSENSE: Uhhh Blyke?

iSENSE: Reread what you just said...

Goku:

Goku: oH

Cripple: okay blyke

Goku: I PROMISE I DID NOT MEAN IT IN THAT WAY

Goku: I HAVE NO INTEREST IN SERAPHINA, I MEANT IT IN A SORT OF FANBOY WAY

Cripple: calm down i knew what u meant, im not mad

Blueberry: I like how whenever someone says or does anything remotely flirtatious to John, Seraphina is like B A C K T H E F R I C K U P O R F A C E M Y F U R Y

Blueberry: But if it's the other way around John is just like "lol it's fine"

Asslo: You would think it would be the other way around, considering Seraphina usually keeps John in check.

Cripple: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Roly Poly: LOL ABOUT THAT

Cinnamon Roll: A guy was harassing Seraphina and John almost chopped off his whole arm