JotaKak(Jotaro x Kakyoin)

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TheFangirlingMess
(Specifically: bottom joot)

Kakyoin: hell yeah! I am the top!

Jotaro: (deep inhale) I AM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE!

Avdol:....pftttttttt

Polnareff: That's why they shared a room! Everytime!

Jotaro: (punches Polnareff) WE WERE JUST FRIENDS

Kakyoin: haha! You're all embarrassed! ADMIT IT BOTTOM!

Joseph:.....Kak, you seen too enthusiastic about this

Kakyoin: BECAUSE I AM SUPERIOR

Jotaro: NO YOU'RE NOT

Kakyoin: BET

Avdol: why must they yell?

Joseph: fuck if I know. Oiy! Pol, you arlight?

Polneraff:  (groans of pain) I'm totally fine

Jotaro: I'm not gay. And even if I were I AM THE TOP

Kakyoin: prove it

Jotaro:.......how?(realizes) Good grief...

Avdol: aweee you guys are cute! I knew something was up!

Kakyoin: Haha! You cant even think about it without blushing!

Jotaro: you're.dead.

Kakyoin: Fight me you cock slut! (dying of laughter)

Jotaro: THATS IT! STAR PLATINUM!

Kakyoin: HIEROPHANT GREEN!

Avdol: (knocks them both out) Idiots.

Joseph: ..... honestly they big gay

Advol: Mr. Joestar don't call your grandson gay

Joseph: you big gay

Avdol: I will hit you

Polnareff: (whines) man my head hurts

Joseph: you pissed off joot

Polnareff: how about you control your damned emo grandchild

Joseph: I dont have a death wish

Avdol: Jotaro needs to learn self control

Polnareff: apperantly Kakyoin can control him (snicker)

Author-Kun: While we're here! (throws Jouta at them) You have to see this

Kakyoin:(wakes slowly)..... AVDOL HIT ME IN THE HEAD AGAIN PLEASE

Jouta: dont be rude. bitch

Joseph: aweee I wanna keep him!

Jouta: you are the only one I like

Jotaro: HAH! HE IS PROOF I AM TOP!

Kakyoin: Bet.

Avdol: not again

Polnareff: (holds up CLAMP) Jotaro! Did you lay this egg?

Jotaro: do you want to be hit again?

Jouta: hey dad, can you hit me too?

Jotaro: absolutely

Kakyoin: that's child abuse

Avdol:..... guys Joseph adopted Jouta

Polnareff: well that's no good

Joseph: he is so much nicer then Jotaro!it must be the Kak in him!

Jotaro: I guess he is kinds cute...in a weird way....

Jouta: fuck you dad

Jotaro: Damn, he's an asshole!

Kakyoin: pfttt cause you laid him

Jotaro: I DID NOT. IT WAS YOU- READ IT!

Polnareff: we all know the truth admit it

Jotaro: good grief. We're about to have some French Toast for breakfast

Polnareff: I love french toast! Oh... you mean...me... (runs)

Jotaro: GET BACK HERE YOU CROISSANT!

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