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Juancock:
Helloooo :)

Hello Jungkook

Juancock:
How's my acquaintance doing on this fine evening

Eh

Juancock:
Eh isn't good enough
What's up?

Nothing it's fine
It's just I have work soon and I'm dreading it :(

Juancock:
Ew
I hate work
I mean I don't particularly hate it but yanno work is work
Anyone would much rather be doing anything else
How long are you working for?

9 hours...

Juancock:
But it's 5pm now
You're working until 1am??

My boss fucking hates me so I'm not surprised but yes
Yes I am

Juancock:
That sucks :(

It does but unfortunately i guess I'm just unlucky in that sense :')

Juancock:
Why does your boss hate you?

Well, I say hate but hate is quite a strong word
I'd say despise

Juancock:
Okay then
Why does your boss despise you? 👀

Hehe
Well
Funny story
He invited me to his daughter's wedding a year ago with my other colleagues and I may or may not have crashed the whole thing by getting wayyy too drunk and making a joke on stage about how it was her second marriage

Juancock:
What was the joke?

Well because I went to the other wedding as well I kinda got on stage, snatched the mic from the best man and shouted "welcome back everyone, glad to see you're all here for round two"
I'm just lucky I'm his best employee otherwise he would've fired me on the spot 😳

Juancock:
I'm sorry but that's amazing

Not exactly proud of myself for doing it but at least it makes for a good story :)

Juancock:
Me and my best friend kinda have this life long dream of crashing someone's wedding dressed as bananas while a guy in a gorilla suit chases after us
We need to find a wedding to crash first tho

Sounds like a solid plan to me
I'm in 😎

Juancock:
Haha you down to be the gorilla?

Oh I never said I'd be dressing up
I'd just be that one girl that's really delayed and runs past like 20 seconds after

Juancock:
I shall run these ideas by my accomplice

We'll forever be known as the wedding crashers

Juancock:
I like ye thinkin young lady!
Wedding crashers we are!

I'll be honest with you I started reading that in a Scottish accent and it slowly turned into yoda

Juancock:
Scottish is what I was originally going for
I don't see
Wait
No
I see it
That's yoda

Haha
Ah shit
I gotta go to work now
It was nice talking
Cya

Juancock:
Oh
Okay
Farewell acquaintance 😌👋
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