The Imperial Guard were laying siege to a fortress in Eastern Falmart, Then the enemy somehow killed the first wave.
Falmart Commander:HA IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?! YOU BARELY KILLED MY MEN AND BREACHED OUR WALLS!
Imperial Commander:BOMBARDMENT
GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!'
The Fortress was turned to smithereens by the insane amount of artillery.
Imperial Commander:*sips coffee* I only sent my men to soften your defenses up for the artillery.
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Commissar:GLORY FOR THE FIRST MAN TO DIE!
The commissar gets killed before anyone else could die.
Kriegsman:Hhmp hmp phmp!
Translation:THE COMMISSAR TOOK THE GLORY FOR HIMSELF! REVIVE HIM SO WE CAN KILL HIM AGAIN!
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In a meeting room:
Imperial Commander:THE ENEMY HAS TITANS HOW CAN WE COUNTER THIS?!
Mechanicus Adept:1010111110010110000011000111101111111010111011001100100100000111001111001011101110110010010000010101001101001111010011000011101110111001110000011011111100110100000110111111101011110010100000110111111101111101110.
100000111011001101100100000110011011011111110010100000110000110000011000111100101111001011101001100001110100111011101000001100001110110111011111110101110111011101001000001101111110011010000011101001101111110000111100111110100110010111100101110011
Translation:We could send titans of our own.All for a certain amount of toasters
Another Imperial Commander:Oribtal Bombardment!
Guardsman :Fix Bayonets.
The Commander STARES ANGERLY AT HIM.
And he just gets a bayonet from his pocket and jumps out the window to a nearby chaos titan.and stabs its
Armor with the bayonet
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The Death Korps of Krieg Overthrows the Tau M.43 Colorized
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GATE:Thus the Imperium Fought there
RandomIt's my fanfic of a Fanfic so yeah... As of Feb 1 ,2020 M2 No.1 in #Warhammer40000
