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Ash: Hello and welcome back to the show!

*Nya's belly grows bigger*

Nya: WhAT DID YOU DO?

Alisa: I made you jump to the sixth month!

Nya: WHAT?

Ash: Yup! You had some other requests right? The_KillerAsh73?

Alisa: Yup! To all the ninjas! Have you ever hated one another?

Kai: I HATE JAY NOW AFTER HE MADE MY SISTER PREGNANT!

Jay: I HATE COLE FOR POISONING MY WIFE! 

Cole: HEY!

Alisa: Well...   Have you ever kissed each other? Except for Jay and Nya!

Kai: Thanks to this stupid show, YES!

Alisa: AND FINALLY! NEILA HAS TO GO ON A SPEED DATE WITH ALL THE ELEMENTAL MASTERS!

Neila: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!

Ash: NONONONO! MY NEILA WON'T-

*timeskippy*

Neila: EVERYTHING WAS HORRIBLE AND I'M NOT EVEN LESBIAN!

Tox and Camille: HEY!

Shade: *reads Dare* Ninja_Puppet... I don't like you for this! *kisses Nya*

Jay: HOW DARE YOU KISS MY PREGNANT WIFE? *tackles Shade to the ground*

Shade: IT WAS A DARREEEE!

Zane: And now you have to do that again... NinjaJaya4ever wants everyone except Jay and Kai!

Shade: Now Jay... don't...

Jay: *slaps everyone* OKAY! NOW YOU CAN KISS MY PREGNANT WIFE!

*timeskippy*

Pixal: Okay last dare! From maskarraide! Turner, you and your best friend get to put on masks and beat Kai up!

Turner: YES! CMON SHADE!

Shade: Why am I always mixed up in this?

Nya: Don't be too hard on him! I want my child to have an uncle!

Turner: *gives Shade a mask and puts on another himself*

Shade: Okay, so we're doing this...

Kai: HOLD ON! CAN'T WE- AAAAAAAAAAAA!

*timeskippy*

Ash: OKAAAYYY! NOw that EVERYTHING'S DONE! CAN WE END THIS EPISODE??

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