To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)

✆ 𝚁𝙸𝙿 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜 ✆

✆ Ｔｅｘｔ✆
╔ Regular- (y/n)    ╗
╚  Bold- avengers  ╝
Ｍｅｍｅｖｅｎｇｅｒｓ

Oh googly eyes you make stuff come alive
So dont cry those teardrops
Alone or in pairs you belong everywhere
So cheer up and smile smile smile
Oh googly eyes dont look so surprised
I will put you on stuff
Put you on a small rock now the small rock can talk
But what does it say say say?
Put you on a tree stump now the tree stump can jump
Over the rooftops
I put you on a balloon it flew all over the room
Do you hear it sing sing sing?
Put you on a warm bun now that warm bun can run
We will never catch up
I put you on some old pants now those old pants can dance
You can see them jump jump jump
You've got googly eyes
I put you on a hole in the ground now that hole rolls around
And thats a little spooky
I put you back in the drawer all the things move no more
Everything's sleeping now
Oh googly eyes you make stuff come alive
So don't cry those teardrops
Alone or in pairs you belong everywhere
So cheer up and smile smile smile
You've got googly eyes

Bucky
What the genuine [sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ]

Wanda
Bucky, are you eating ice cream on top of the counter in the dark at 3 am?

Bucky
No...

Wanda
I literally just watched you type that

Bucky
Who the hell is Bucky

ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ 𝟿:𝟸𝟽 ᴀᴍ

Sam
I have so many questions

Thor
Bucky, are you ok

Bucky
I've lost control of my life

Peter
You're just mad because I sent you a picture of a raccoon in the trash while I was on patrol and said it was you

Bucky
The raccoon picture is irrelevant to my life spiraling from my grasp

WTF I DONT REMEMBER SENDING THAT LAST NIGHT

Sam
You're joking

I wish I was
What happened to me last night??

Harley
What is up my fellow brain cells

Shuri
Brain cells? We don't know them

Bucky
PETER STOP SENDING ME PICTURES OF RACCOONS

Peter
No

Thor
Why

Peter
Bucky is their estranged son
They told me so

I think I found out what happened!

Shuri
That song is a bop ngl