31. 'team prep'

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IMESSAGE GROUP CHAT
ASS-VENGERS ASSEMBLE 🍑
big daddy [robert]
peachy keen [chris]
spoiler alert [mark]
scarface [scarlett]
hemmy montemmy [hemsworth]
downey village reject [seb]
hair gel [tom]
choclachino [mackie]
jerbear [jeremy]
scarlet bitch [lizzie]

scarface
alright team i'm just finishing up on stage 2

evans and lizzie where are you we need to go to party city before it closes!!

peachy keen
just finished up on 3 i'll be at base in 10

scarlet bitch
i'm with chris be there in 10

downey village reject
ooooOOooOOOoohhhhhhhh 😉💋

scarlet bitch
shut up seb before team decor whoops your skinny white boy ass 👏🏻

scarface
what she said stan

team barbecue how we doing

big daddy
we'd be doing better if robin hood and big green over here stopped arguing about what kind of burgers to get

but we're on it scarface 💀

scarface
if we pull this off i'm expecting a name change

team prep how's the kitchen looking

hemmy montemmy
team prep is missing seb and mackie

where are you guys?

choclachino
just finished on 5

we'll be back in 10 to prep our asses off

scarface
ew

and holland how's the distracting going?

hair gel
well she doesn't suspect anything

although she did wanna go out to eat tonight but i told her you're making that 'life changing' casserole thing so we can't

scarface
it IS life changing 😤

downey village reject
wow can't believe you haven't blown this yet holland

choclachino
WHY are you a pain in the ass for TWO WHOLE YEARS then when we're shooting the final movie you somehow become half decent

you've played us holland 😦

scarface
just keep her away from the house until 6 holland

you've got this

hair gel
i'm on it boss

oops she's back from the toilet gotta go byeee

choclachino
well thank god he's gone

downey village reject
somehow even the way he texts annoys me

how does he do it?

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