Nako: wonyoung I'm gonna kill you. How could you think those women think we want their man?
Wonyoung: well it wasn't my fault I thought he WAS GAY
Nako: just cause he wears a hat doesn't automatically mean someone's gay!
Becky: oi! You two
Nako: oh god
Celine: what are you doing here? Here to take our man?
Wonyoung: no no I can assure we want nothin to do with him
Nako: really nothin'
Becky: what you tryin' say?
Wonyoung:nothing... absolutely nothing because... WE'RE LOVERS
Nako: WE'RE WHAT- I MEAN YES WE'RE OKAY NOW GO AWAY
Becky: okay fine
Nako: really lovers?
Wonyoung: it's lirtally all I can think of unnie
Nako: just cause I got drunk that one time and made out with does not mean we're lovers.
Wonyoung: you make out with all the time
Nako: okay yes we're love but I don't want the whole world to know! Dispatch could be here! Those two girls could be dispatch
Wonyoung: no way in hell. If they are then you can do anything you want with me
*5 hours later*
"Recent news that Yabuki Nako and Jang Wonyoung are lovers. Two women tricked them to see if they would answer and they did!"
Nako: WONYOUNG
Eunbi: oh My god really now they found out?
Hyewon: just when we got the cake
Hitomi: manger-nim is calling
Wonyoung:oh god I'm gonna be dead soon
Nako:it's fine let me talk to manger-nim. Hmmm... Yeah...wait really? Thank you!. He said we're fine
Wonyoung:how?
Nako: OTR said they'll go sue those girls
Hitomi: damn they've never been that nice before
Hyewon: I swear they bought you bread yesterday
Hitomi: yeah what the hell is going on I'm scared?
Eunbi: they must be feeling generous?
Yujin: oh hell nah they approved my 100 order of jump ropes
Eunbi: okay yeah they're on drugs
Yena: they wouldn't be on drugs. OTR is too scared of that
Yuri: then what?
Sakura: WEED!
Chaeyeon: sakura go back to your game
Sakura: already on it
Minju: maybe they are just feeling generous?
Chaewon: NO WAY THEY APPROVED MY ORDER OF 1000 MINT CHOCOLATE ICE CREAMS
Minju: okay someone make sure the CEO is checked

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IZ*ONE ON CRACK (Book version:) PART 2
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