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Nako: wonyoung I'm gonna kill you. How could you think those women think we want their man?

Wonyoung: well it wasn't my fault I thought he WAS GAY

Nako: just cause he wears a hat doesn't automatically mean someone's gay!

Becky: oi! You two

Nako: oh god

Celine: what are you doing here? Here to take our man?

Wonyoung: no no I can assure we want nothin to do with him

Nako: really nothin'

Becky: what you tryin' say?

Wonyoung:nothing... absolutely nothing because... WE'RE LOVERS

Nako: WE'RE WHAT- I MEAN YES WE'RE OKAY NOW GO AWAY

Becky: okay fine

Nako: really lovers?

Wonyoung: it's lirtally all I can think of unnie

Nako: just cause I got drunk that one time and made out with does not mean we're lovers.

Wonyoung: you make out with all the time

Nako: okay yes we're love but I don't want the whole world to know! Dispatch could be here! Those two girls could be dispatch

Wonyoung: no way in hell. If they are then you can do anything you want with me

*5 hours later*

"Recent news that Yabuki Nako and Jang Wonyoung are lovers. Two women tricked them to see if they would answer and they did!"

Nako: WONYOUNG

Eunbi: oh My god really now they found out?

Hyewon: just when we got the cake

Hitomi: manger-nim is calling

Wonyoung:oh god I'm gonna be dead soon

Nako:it's fine let me talk to manger-nim. Hmmm... Yeah...wait really? Thank you!. He said we're fine

Wonyoung:how?

Nako: OTR said they'll go sue those girls

Hitomi: damn they've never been that nice before

Hyewon: I swear they bought you bread yesterday

Hitomi: yeah what the hell is going on I'm scared?

Eunbi: they must be feeling generous?

Yujin: oh hell nah they approved my 100 order of jump ropes

Eunbi: okay yeah they're on drugs

Yena: they wouldn't be on drugs. OTR is too scared of that

Yuri: then what?

Sakura: WEED!

Chaeyeon: sakura go back to your game

Sakura: already on it

Minju: maybe they are just feeling generous?

Chaewon: NO WAY THEY APPROVED MY ORDER OF 1000 MINT CHOCOLATE ICE CREAMS

Minju: okay someone make sure the CEO is checked

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