That tiny loophole

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peters p.o.v

"GET OFF ME!!!" 

he looked down at me and my heart slowed down a bit when i realized the vulture wasn't back but that didn't stop me from panicking i tried to kick him with with left foot but all it did was cause him to grab the other foot thank god i wasnt wearing a shirt write now or this or half of new-york would have seen my belly i could imagine it all over the news have you see this kids resurrected belly over new york?! if seen please contact 05********  and they'll make people take off there shirts to see if they have the same belly which would be very awkward by the way and i'm probably over thinking this but still brain stop over thinking your in a crisis right now okay okay uh...i looked over at one of his wings and smiled this is going to be good i grabbed one of his wings and twisted it the other way so the air cant go through them causing him to fall....with me with him shit! i shot a web at the nearest building and one at his other wing but not before he hit his head and passed out i let go off the web and jumped down okay at least we fell in an ally so thats good i looked left an Right no one is there and let out a breath i didn't know i was holding then looked down at him he's bleeding no doubt needing stitches passed out as well

"ughhhhhhhh"  great more problems *sigh* okay okay i can work this out. i turned my head and looked at the left side of the ally okay maybe maybe i can drag him to a hospital and they would...no a guy like him must be a celebrity okay okay uh...i cant buy hospital threads and iodine not enough money and even if i did there are cameras and of course the daily bugle would probably catch on and make this already worse then it is! i can imagine myself waking up in the morning newest headline

"SPIDER-MAN RETREATS TO TORTURE CELEBRITY? READ ALL ABOUT HOW SPIDER-MAN TRIED TO TAKE HIS BRAINS OUT"

ya no... im not doing that i sighed as i pounded my head on the wall mabye i can just leave him here i mean it snot my problem? right? no hes bleeding i dont know when he's going to wake up and its a head wound could get infected 

"how the hell did i even get into this mess?!" okay i can maybe-

'Wilson Wilson you there? did you capture spider-man? do you need any back up?'  i stopped pacing when i heard his comms cracking and to be frank i should  have thought this part out cause i dont know what this guy sounds like but before i thought it out i grabbed the comm's from his ear and sucked in a breath before deepen my voice

"UH yEs this IS Wilson? YA YA uh i *cough*coUldnT capTURE spider-MAN he got *manly cough* AWaY" it was silent on the other side before he talked

"alright get back to head quarters will tyr again tommorow *mummers* what is it with this guy he keeps slipping away sometimes i wonder if hes a real bug" i smile at that and i wanted to retort by saying actually its archanaid but instead i said

"ACUAlly iD rAther circle  THE perimeter? ya ya circle  the perimeter keep an eye oN the Archa-" shit!

"the bug for a while" i nodded to my self and put my hands on my hips even is he couldn't see it

"....alright just be back before night and take a cough drip you sound like a girl"

 how dare he!!!!! but before i could say anything the line went silent as i glared at the comm sound like a girl my ass i looked at mr.wilsons? body and huffed then grabbed him by his arms but he fell i considered carrying him bridal style but i highly doubt ill be able to with those wings so i tried again but this time carried him by him back and dragging his legs as i walked every now and then adjusting him the wings kept letting out a "squeek" as we moved not a second passed when i tried to adjust my arms when so i can move him quicker that he slapped me! he slapped me! well technically i caused his hand to slap me but still! i dropped him on the floor then started at him body and groaned this is going to be a long day

*time skip (name it)*

i reached! i dragged him to the warehouse! i dropped him right at the foot of the building with a thump how heavy is this guy? i can litterley imagine beyonce singing hallaloya right now HA! i did it i was so happy i almost forgot that there where stairs and groaned

"exactley why? where you trying to go after me?"

''...."

"exactly! that what im saying! i mean plenty of people kill in a day you just happen to capture the one? that didnt do anything? what about Bobby Jack Fowler? huh? what about him *sigh*" i grabbed his feet and dragged him to the stairs and sighed 

"look i didn't do anything you don't need to capture me okay? im innocent!the only time i committed a crime was stealing from my aunts backpack 20$ for mr.delmars sandwich, and technically it wasn't even a crime i was grounded and she refused to give me my allowance there for that was just...just future money that belonged to me just not copyrighted yet okay?''

"..." i looked up at the stairs then back at him

"sorry mr.wilson karma's a b***" and with that i dragged him up the stairs his head pounding with every step and i couldn't help but wince at the noise