Mipha: Tell you how I lost my mind,
I'll tell you why,
Daddy didn't have the time
It's kinda funny
Breaking rules and telling lies
I paid the price
I'll come back and make 'em pay it twice
Revali: I reboot the chat and I don't know if this is more tame
Zelda: we will see I guess
Daruk: I figured out what's been going on!
Urbosa: you did?
Daruk: Mipha and you have been affected by
(Message failed to send)
(Daruk has disconnected)
Mipha: Born an Angel
I'll die a psycho
Zelda: Daruk?!
Revali: What happened?!
Sidon: SHOULDNT HE HAVE GOOD WIFI CAUSE HE LIVES ON A FRICKING MOUNTAIN?!
Zelda: HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!
Mipha: 'cause I can be flawless, dangerous
I never let go
I found my mistah
But he went missing
He's so fearless, reckless
Link:....
Revali: Has anyone got a hold of Daruk?
Link: how do we know that Mipha didn't murder him in his sleep?
Urbosa: why would you ask something like that?
Link: cause I can't have pot
Zelda: pot is really bad for you!
Link: I'm meaning no pots to smash!
Revali: MIPHA EXPLAIN!
Mipha: I know you know my name
This pretty little face
The bullet in your brain, ayyyy
My baby, he's insane
Urbosa: SHES INSANE
Mipha: Made me just the same
And now you'll feel my pain
Ayyy
Link: Who are you?
Mipha: it's Harley Fucking Quinn
Urbosa: no c-comment
Zelda: I can't-
Revali: I for once have no good come back
Mipha: the bullet in your brain
I know you know my name, ayyy
It's Harley Fucking Quinn
Zelda: Wait so what was Daruk tryna tell us?
Revali: No clue
Mipha: the bullet in your brain
Revali: I don't have a bullet in my brain
Mipha: I know you know my name
Revali: Yeah, it's Mipha
Mipha: ayyyy
It's Harley Fucking Quinn
Link: Fuck it I'm bored
Zelda: What are you doing?
Revali: ?
Urbosa: ?
Link: They call me the mastermind
Don't roll the dice
Zelda: NOT YOU TOO
Mipha: But all the best ideas were mine
Please don't leave me
Revali: He hath gone to the dark side
Link: I'll break your heart a thousand times
Come play with mine
Mipha: only one of us is gon' survive
Urbosa: yeah, that's not going to be Daruk
Revali: hey that was my line!
Urbosa: Was It tho? Hmm?
Zelda: You're back?!
Sidon: The old Urbosa's back
Mipha: born an angel
Link: I'll die a psycho
'Cause I can be flawless
Dangerous
Mipha: I never let go
I found my mistah
Link: but he went missing
Mipha: he's so fearless, reckless
I know you know my name
This pretty little face
The bullet in your brain, ayyy
My baby, he's insane
Made me just the same
And now you feel my pain
Ayyy
It's Harley Fucking Quinn
Urbosa: I'm pretty much done with this bullshit
Mipha: the bullet in your brain
I know you know my name, ayy
Sidon: Make it stop somebody!
Zelda: yeah I'm tired of this too
Revali: don't you need to inform the king that Daruk is missing?
Mipha: it's Harley Fucking Quinn
Zelda: eh, I'll do it in the morning
Mipha: this pretty little face
The bullet in your brain
I know you know my name, ayyy
It's Harley Fucking Quinn
Sidon: Wait it's midnight already?
Link: you should be in bed by now
Sidon: shouldn't you be in bed now?
Link: well excuse me, Prince
Zelda: here we go a g a i n
Revali: I'll go look for Daruk
Urbosa: with those wings you'll be lucky to cover any ground
Revali: something is seriously wrong here
Zelda: other than Calamity Ganon coming very soon?
Revali: we won't stand a chance if we don't fix ourselves
Link: a house divided against itself cannot stand.
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Breath of the Wild; Champions Group Chat
Fanfiction*COMPLETED* GO CHECK THE SECOND ONE FOR MORE! These are random times no actual order. This is basically like a group chat where they text each other. When my other fict comes out I may incorporate some of the jokes into this one.
