Link: This is a private chat?
Revali: yeah, it's just me
And you
Link: Good you are gonna want to see this.
Revali: what is it?
Link: I went to Goron Mountain.
Revali: Dude you can fricking burn over there, are you a fucking idiot?
Scratch that you're a reckless little bitch
Link: yes, I am. But I went over there with gear and potions. So I didn't turn into burnt toast, unfortunately for you
Revali: boohoo I'm trembling with tears
Link: anyways. I got into his house and I found some things
Revali: Rocks and one oversized one ?
Link: There was no Daruk, just a big mess.
Revali: Like he was in a hurry or something?
Link: Well, it looked like research was everywhere, I can't tell if he had a scuffle
Revali: so I'm guessing that whoever or whatever took Daruk was very clever
Link: yeah. I'm still in his room rn
Revali: you smashed all the pottery didn't you?
Link: 😏
Revali: How is your Sheikah slate not burning up?
Link: I put a fire potion on it. 😄
Revali: where's the logic in that?
Link: Do you want pictures of what I found or not?
Revali: lay it out, our bro is missing
Link:
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Revali: TF IS THAT?!
Link: IDK YOU TELL MEEEE
Revali: What else did you find?
Link: well..😳
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Breath of the Wild; Champions Group Chat
Fanfiction*COMPLETED* GO CHECK THE SECOND ONE FOR MORE! These are random times no actual order. This is basically like a group chat where they text each other. When my other fict comes out I may incorporate some of the jokes into this one.
