c r a c k (BNHA chat fic) |Under New Ownership|

Embarrassing

[ sarabair21, this one's for u lol ]

⚡: Hey broskis, how about we embarrass the fuck out of each other?

🐰: FUCK YES

🐰: OKAY THIS IS SOME OF THE THINGS I HAVE ON KACCHAN

🐰:
•His bedtime is 8:30 and he refuses to stay up later than that. Doesn't matter where he is, he'll find somewhere comfy and just, sleep.

•In elementary school he took his pants off in front of everyone bc he had sand in them

•He makes cute (non-hurtful) nicknames for everyone (examples: Izu-Chan, Ashi, Denks, Urara, Hina-san, ect.)

•He's afraid of goats

•He gets jealous easy, but he's pretty good at hiding it (until the people he's jealous over are out of earshot)

•Despite using it as an insult, Kacchan is a huge nerd

•Kacchan had a crush on, and wanted to marry, All Might, until he was 13.

That's just a few of 'em. I got plenty of weapons.

💥: YOU BITCH, YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T TELL!

🐰: Sorry Kacchan, all promises are revoked when you break my heart ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

💥: Damn, that's cold even for you

💥: Oh well

💥: Guess what BITCHES

💥: Deku has a fuck ton of embarrassing moments!

🐰: But were you paying attention for them?

💥: Um

💥: You're a fanboy and always have been

🐰: Try again bitch everybody knows that shit

💥: Bitch

💥: How bout this, you fantasized about All Might being your dad bc of your ever-growing daddy issues?

🐰: That be old shit dude

💥: You wear All Might boxers

🐰: Damn right I do, I want to intimidate my mates

💥: Well, you say shit like that

🐰: point made

⚡: Okay I think that's enough, GOOD NIGHT FOLKS

💥: Oh fuck nah

🐰: This shit ain't over y-

You cannot stop me, I am your God!