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Juancock:
Tick tock on the clock-

Good morning to you too

Juancock:
You were supposed to finish the lyrics :(

I don't know the song lol

Juancock:
Wow.
I can't believe I'm talking to a cavewoman

You're the one who wanted to keep talking :)

Juancock:
Well actually I just wanted to know your name but you wanted to carry the conversation onto the next day :))

Says the guy who's texting me every day to try and gain my friendship :)))

Juancock:
Excuse me I'll have you know that's commitment right there
But after finding out that you don't even know the lyrics to Tik Tok is a major red flag 😤

You mean the song by Kesha? 👀

Juancock:
YES!
SO YOU DO KNOW IT!?

eh kinda
Tbh tho It'd be more of a red flag if you knew all the words

Juancock:
Is it a crime for a guy to be able to simply enjoy a bit of Kesha every once in a while
And besides it's a popular song ofc I'm gonna know at least some of the words
Unlike someone -__-

Yeah it was popular
10 year's ago that is
Like no offense but when do you ever catch a 14yr old boy listening to Kesha? 👀

Juancock:
I'll have you know popular songs don't age 😤

Gangnam styles been and gone

Juancock:
Let's be honest that song was only good at school discos and even then it wasn't that good
Wait why's this whole conversation just turned into a debate?

You're the one who brought up Kesha 🤷‍♀️

Juancock:
Kesha is a goddess okay, don't blame this on her

I
Yanno what nevermind

Juancock:
Anyway enough about that
Whatcha up to?

Fuck all except eating breakfast
And texting an idiot

Juancock:
Who?

🤦‍♀️

Juancock:
What?
Wait
You mean me don't you 😐

Eeeeeeyeah

Juancock:
Rude 😤
I'll have you know I'm actually very smart

Jungkook the only reason we're even talking right now is because you left your toothbrush at someone's house and then proceeded to somehow not know the number of the person whose house you'd just slept at

Juancock:
Not the point
That's just down to poor memory

Yeah okay 😑
Btw did you ever find that toothbrush??

Juancock:
No...I found something better...
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Yeah turns out I had it that whole time and it was just stuck in between the outer and inner material of the bag bc there was hole in it

How'd you figure that out?

Juancock:
I didn't
Taehyung knew the whole time but decided to drag it on a little before he finally told me

And I'm assuming Taehyung's the friend whose house you slept at??

Juancock:
Well done detective :)

Ik I'm so good 😎
I gotta shoot now
I gotta meet up with someone soon

Juancock:
Who are you meeting?

A friend 🙃
Ttyl Jungkook!

Juancock:
Okay but what kind of friend?
And where are you meeting them?
Is it a boy or a girl?
Taigi?
Seen