That tiny loophole

he saw me

peters p.o.v

i groaned as i walked over to neds house i am going to kill him for not opening that window! we made a code specifically a very good code 1 knock hey i wanna hang out 2 knocks hey i have an injury 3 knocks OPEN THE WINDOW NOW and for some reason he decided hey mabye i should- my thoughts got cut off when i stared in shock at neds house did i? how di i get here so fast huh...weird i jumped up the stairs and just before i could knock at the door ned opened it 

"peter where whe-"

"i swear to gods ned if you finish that sentence with 'where where you' i dont care how much money im going too have to loose i am going to buy a Chinese Iron Maiden" i glared at him but i could see his eyes glinting amusement

"you wouldn't do that...and anyways It was a fake concept popularized by two men in the 19th century, an era not known for impaling people to death you know that so why would you-" i sighed in exasperation 

"ned just let me in" 

"oh right sure! and peter have you been skipping history classes? because im pretty sure you where there for the Chinese iron maiden? otherwise how would you know about it you know? and the thing is why would you bring it up as-" *huff*

"-ned! MR.STARK CAUGHT ME TODAY!" at that ned froze seemingly speechless i sighed and sat on his bed

"and i was being rhetorical by the Chinese iron maiden" i dragged my hand across my face and sighed

tonys p.o.v

"*yawn* oh man hey friday how long was i asleep"

"3 days sir" the f- shit shit shit shit 

"ar eyou serious friday?" i jumped of the best and ran to the bathroom washing my face and my hair shit pepper is going to kill me 

"how many missed calls for pep!?!"

"54 sir" crap crap crap i can already see my grave tony stark killed by scary wife imma die and it wont be pretty i wore my suit and jumped at one leg putting while putting my shoes on hair still messy and shirt not tucked in and ran out the door

"friday where is she?''

'she is currently laughing at the video footage of you running down the hall to the elevator sir"

"uh...come again?" why would she be? and then it clicked 

"friday ill ask you again how long was i asleep"

"....5 hours boss" i groaned of course  meeting at 5 pm she doesn't want to make excuses out of all the things she could have *huff* wives 

"Friday if you ever meet a nice ai never get married"

"no ai you could possibly make can out match me boss" i smiled at that and thought for a second i can mabye put that sentence into good use in the future the elevator door dinged revealing the faces of very confused business dealers i looked at my watch just grEaT right on time for the meeting to start i am going to kill her...if she doesn't kill me first

peters p.o..v

"peter...."

"ned..."

"peter..."

"ned.."

'PETER"

"yEs"

"DUDE" is sighed and covered my hands on my face i know i know i messed up badly at least i metaly prepared for his lecture ned could out match captain america with these things 

"i know man i swear i do its just..."

"peter your not allowed any where near him why the HELL would you risk it?!" 

''haha well...teachniqually i wasnt near him okay? i was very much far away from the tower"

"..."

"on a building" he arched his eye brows

"staring at him work"

"..."

"*sigh every day"

"i dont know wheather to kill you or to stab you you know the consequences of-" at that i glared of course i know the consequences! but i decided to let that part drop and focus on the part where the avengers are on too me now

"ya same goes for you! i kncoked on your window 3 times ned! you didn't answer! i was grabbed by this wilson guy who apparently was an avenger"

"holy shit dude im so sorry! what did you do?" i shrugged at that and dropped my back of the bed

"shaved his hair off"