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Hey uhh...can I ask you something?

Big bro:
Yeah sure what's up?

I'm just curious
Do you know anyone called Jungkook??

Big bro:
Oh yeah
I've got a pretty close friend called Jungkook actually
Why do you ask?

No reason

Big bro:
You sure?
Because that seems oddly specific? 👀

Yeah it doesn't matter
Thanks tho :)

Big bro:
Sure...
Any time...

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Juancock:
Heyyyyyyyyyy
I got a new haircut :))

What?
When?
Please say you haven't shaved it all off

Juancock:
What if I did? 👀
Do you think I look good with this hair??
That why you don't want me to get rid of it? 👀👀

Shut up lmao
Stop being cocky

Juancock:
Just sayin 😌

But...
You didn't shave it
Right?

Juancock:
No ofc not
Well

Well what?

Juancock:
Maybe the back and sides

What
Send me a pic

Juancock:
Damn
Missing my face already?

Shut up

Juancock:
Okay please don't kill me 😳

What do you think?

Hot
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It looks good

Juancock:
Really?
I'm not really sure about it :/

No it looks great :)
Trust me if it looked like shit then I'd tell you lmao

Juancock:
Haha thanks ig
Also
You wanna know something weird

Odd subject change but sure lol

Juancock:
Okay so my friend Jimin just texted me saying that his sister was asking about me
For one I didn't even know he has a sister

Oh really?
How weird

Juancock:
Ikr
I just assumed it must be another Jungkook

You sure there's no other girls that you know who it could possibly be? 👀

Juancock:
No not really
The only girl who I speak to properly is you :)

Well
Must just be a coincidence then lol

Juancock:
Yeah probably
But other than that, how's your day been?

Pretty good ig

Juancock:
Good

What about you?

Juancock:
Well the woman who cut my hair kept hitting on me whilst she was working

Doesn't surprise me
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I would
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Really?

Juancock:
Yeah
At one point she asked for my number

Oh nice
What did you say?

Juancock:
I said no

What?
Why?

Juancock:
Because you were the first person who came to mind when she asked
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I still don't know how I feel yet...
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Idk
She was pretty n all but
I guess I just wasn't feeling it

Well then
Never in my life did I ever think I'd be hearing that the infamous Jungkook would turn down a chance with a girl 😳

Juancock:
Surprise ig?
Lol Taehyung's probably gonna kill me for saying no

Why lol?

Juancock:
Because his theory is that even if I don't like the girl, I should either get their number to give to him, or just straight up give them his number but say it's mine

So you're like his wingman?

Juancock:
At this point...
Basically yeah
I've gotten him most of the dates he's ever been on
He never seems to get very far with them though

Why's that?

Juancock:
Well you see normally when you go on a date with someone you've just met, you tend to be yourself but in a more calm and civil way if that makes any sense
Kinda like you're going to a job interview
But Taehyung's problem, he tends to get a bit comfortable too quick
He has quite a strong personality
Flirty, forward but also quite goofy

He sounds charming

Juancock:
Not when he starts acting like a total crackhead the first time you meet him
Ig girls just find him a little intimidating lol

My honest opinion is that he just hasn't found the right girl yet

Juancock:
What do you mean?

Well if girls find his crazy side intimidating, find him a girl who's the same
A girl who also tends to get a bit comfortable too quick

Juancock:
Tbh I never thought about it like that
I'll have to talk to him about it

And whilst you're doing that
I'm gonna get some sleep :))
Goodnight Jungkook, I'll talk to you tomorrow

Juancock:
Night Teddy!
Sleep well :)

Imma be honest when I first saw Jungkook's new haircut I didn't really like it very much but I gotta admit it's slowly starting to grow on me a little 😳