me: what did the drummer call his twin daughters?
unknown: what
me: anna one! anna two!
unknown: lame
me: no u
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me: whats that city in nevada that dentists visit?
unknown: i dont know mate
me: floss vegas ;)
unknown: that was a good one LMAO
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me: what do you call a man with a rubber toe?
unknown: who is this
me: roberto!
unknown: i dont know a roberto
me: that was the answer to the- goodbye
unknown: bye
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me: what's black and white that goes round and round?
unknown: a zebra?
me: close
me: a penguin in a revolving door
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me: which fruit has amnesia?
unknown: which one?
me: pineapple
me: because its not pine at all
unknown: hey i sang that
me: what?
unknown: what?
me: lol no u didnt
unknown: yes i did
me: yeah whatever
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Fanfictionwhere a girl accidentally texts calum hood's number with a bad dad joke and continues everyday after. All Rights Reserved | @yourlocaldrug • highest ranking(s): #1 in calumhood #1 in michaelclifford #1 in ashtonirwin #1 in lukehemmings #2 in 5sos
