Thanks tor the suggestions Bonbon153533
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Giorno: I, Giorno Giovana have comepltely forgotten this line already.
Bruno: (wheeze) You said it five seconds ago!
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Kakyoin: (pops cherry in his mouth) Rero-
Kakyoin: (cherry falls) Oh...
Jotaro: (sighs) Goddamn it. Now we have to shot that again. If I have to suffer through one more 'rero-rero' I will shoot myself.
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Bruno: I'll have to find out why you lied to me... (slaps Giorno)
Giorno: Harder daddy.
Bruno: (laughing) That's it. Sticky Fingers!
Mista: (off scence) GIORNO! I CAN'T- (wheeze)
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Dio: (kicks Danny) ....
Dio: (looks at prop crew) Why is he so realistic...
Dio: Where's the real Danny I wanna pet him now.
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Kira: I am Yoshikage Kira and I am too damned tired to remember my monologue. (soft chuckle) Can I Killer Queen myself?
Josuke: No! You gotta die by ambulance.
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Okuyasu: (zooms camera in on Kira) Oiy! Josuke, I found the serial killer! He's in the costume trailer getting makeup on!
Kira: (bolts)
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Avdol: Meet my stand, Kentucky Fried Chicken!
Jotaro: (wheezes) Avdol no!
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Holly: Jotaro's in jail? Leave him there he's a pain in my ass. (Walks away)
Joseph: (wheeze) Keep that cut.
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Narancia: I gotta motherfuckin' plane my dudes. Don't mess with me.
Fugo: (soft laughter) Oh, god.
Narancia: ITS A MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE!
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Abbacchio: My Stand--Crippling Depression can rewind time.
Bruno: No. Stop that.
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Jotaro: (points prop gun at his head) There is no evil spirit. I'm just an emo in-the-closet bottom who has daddy issues.
Jotaro: (pulls trigger) Oh shit hey, there IS an evil spirit.
Crew: (hysterics)
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Rohan: .....Where the hell is the prop knife? Josuke you fucker where is it!
Josuke: (disant) FUCK YOU!
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Rohan: (eats prop spider) (pauses) It tastes like dirt.
Okuyasu: (off screen) (wheezes)
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Smokey: (steals wallet)
Joseph: Bitch. Oh. (Picks him up and yeets him)
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Kars: Jospeh Joestar. I AM NOW A FUCKING BIRD BITCCCHHHH! CAW!
Joseph: (wheeze)
Speedwagon: Oh lord.
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!BONUS!
Costume Mishaps
Jotaro: (trying to pose) (wind blows hat off) AGAIN!
Kakyoin: (trips on scarf) SHIT!
Mista: (hat falls off) Oh.No.
Giorno: (donut comes undone) Hey that's rude.
Polnareff: (hair spray and gel wears off) I can't see anymore.
Kira: (tired as hell) How the fuck do you tie a tie? I forgot.
Josuke: (hair comes undone in the slightest) Ohhhhhh. Can we reshoot?
Joseph: (wind blows his scarf over his face) Pftttt.
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