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Him  |  Her


Hey wifey

What the fuck do you want?

Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today

That's it. I'm blocking you

No no wait! Please! I need your help!

Can't you just ask somebody else? Preferably 'Bella'

Rub salt in the wound why don't you.
Anyways it's my friend's girlfriend's birthday and I don't know what to get her

Seriously? You're shitting me

Nope. I really don't know anything about giving gifts, like are you even supposed to bring a gift to your friend's girlfriend's party?

Jesus fucking Christ, are you being serious right now?

Um yeah? Will you help me?

Please?

Well does she like sports?

I don't think so

Okay how about food?

Food? I don't know
Do people even give food as gifts?

Well then games? Books? Makeup?

Um I guess..

Well?

I don't know

God you're no help. Just get her some perfume

But what if she's allergic?

For fucks sake, just get the girl some damn perfume!

BUT what if she's ALLERGIC?

THEN SHE'LL JUST HAVE TO RE-GIFT IT.

But what if she doesn't like the scent I pick?

I can't- just pick any flower scented one you moron!

Okay! Thanks wifey!

Stop calling me that!

Well I don't know your name!

And I'm not telling you my name!

Well then it's wifey!

Ugh, I hate you

Love ya too! Thanks again! Bye!

Oh wait but what if she's not allergic to perfume but instead she's allergic to flowers?

Hello?

Wifey?

Did I just get left on read?

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Author's Note

Hey guys, I really hope you liked this chapter :)

Peace!

~Sky

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