obey me oneshots/preferences

[ demon brothers - a childish curse. ]

[ sᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀs x ʙᴀʙʏ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ]
[ ᴀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅɪsʜ ᴄᴜʀsᴇ ]

the brothers woke up to the most ear piercing noise anybody would hate.

a child crying.

the child sounded like it was under four, it was probably not even a child, more like a baby.

satan had enough. he stomped over to where the noise was the loudest, [ name ]'s room.

he opened the door and saw something that satan hated.

a baby. a crying baby, too.

he walked over to the baby, that was sitting on [ name ]'s bed, and he craddled the baby. "go to sleep." he looked down at the baby, who was slowing down their pace of crying.

the baby stopped crying completely.

satan rushed to lucifer's room.

"enter." lucifer groaned. satan opened the door.

"you heard the baby crying too?" he asked. lucifer only nodded, and rubbed his temples.

"this is probably not gonna be true once you hear this. but i think this baby.." satan looked down at the baby, who was wrapped in a purple blanket.

"i think this baby is [ name ]."

lucifer coughed, and then hit his chest a few times.

"what did you say?" he asked.

"this is [ name ], i'm telling you." satan repeated.

"didn't mammon pull [ name ] to a witch's hut?" lucifer reminded satan.

"didn't mammon also get the witch angry?" satan reminded lucifer.

they both sighed.

lucifer and satan knocked on mammon's door.

he opened it, and his eyes were wider than ever. "what is that thing?!" mammon backed away from the baby.

"it's your fault!" satan yelled.

"what did i do?!" mammon cried.

"you're the reason [ name ] is a damn baby." lucifer's dark and cold voice grabbed mammon's ear, and tugged at it.

"ow!" he whined.

"you're in charge of [ name ]." lucifer commanded.

"wait, what?!" mammon's door was shut before he could complain.

[ name ] started to wail once more.

"wait, wait!" mammon craddled the baby. "it's.. okay.. it's okay.." he spoke softly.

the baby's wails begain to die down.

mammon sighed, and looked around.

"uh.. do you like this?" he asked, and grabbed some grimm.

he placed the gold coins on your chest.

you tried to take a bite of the golden coin.

"w-wait! no! don't-" mammon snatched the coin away from you.

"ugh. i bet some food would make you happy." mammon walked out his room, and rushed to the kitchen.

"uh, what does a baby eat?" mammon asked you.

"hey baby. what does a baby eat?!" mammon asked.

you responded in giggles.

mammon groaned, and looked in the fridge.