CaeJose (Caesar x Joseph)

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Caesar: ...... (italian cursing)

Joseph:...... C A E S A R ARE YOU GAY?

Caesar: YOU DUMBASS YOU SAW ME KISS A WOMAN!

Joseph: yeah? So? Jotaro kissed woman?

Jotaro: Did you just--call me gay?

Caesar: Aren't all the Joestars gay?

Joseph: that...that's rude

Josuke: Pretty sure we all are.

Johnathan: (distantly) What is being "gay" mean?

Caesar: Okay. Maybe NOT him. Maybe.

Jotaro: but also... y'all gay

Joseph: NO WE WERE NOT!

Wammu:....you kinda were

Caesar: YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THIS!

Wammu: gay.

Kars: (snickering)

Kakyoin: We'll both trian together because we're students

Joseph: SHUT UP YOU DONUT!

Kakyoin: (soft whimpers) Don't remind me.

Caesar: Dont make fun of the dead.

Jospeh: fine...

Josuke: I KNEW YOU WERE GAY!

Josuke: YOU LOVE HIM!

Joseph: HOW COULD I HAVE YOU THEN? IF I WAS GAY?

Jotaro and Kakyoin: E G G!!!!!

Caesar:.....Egg?

Kakyoin:(smirk) Egg.

Ceasar: I am afraid. Jospeh what do they mean-?

Joseph: NOTHING!

Josuke: Woah. This is a popular ship! I can see why!

Strohiem: Ohhh!I knew that Brit was offely flamboyant! Now I know why!

Joseph: SHUT UP!

Speedwagon: I thought him and Ceasr were suspiciously close...

Jospeh: I MARRIED SUZIE Q!

Suzie Q: But....you and Caesar were a little-

Ceasar: EVEN YOU?! JOSEPH WHY DOES EVEYRONE THINK I WAS GAY? THIS IS YOUR FAULT!

Joseph: YOU WEAR MAKEUP!

Ceasar: THEY'RE BRITH MARKS!

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