Grassy: FUCK!
Tree: No-
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Leafy: *brings anyone over*
Tree: I swear to god leafy if this is another person that you're in a relationship with, I will make sure that you two can't hangout... at all.
Leafy: they're just a friend
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Tree: if you do anything to my daughter then I'll come over with my fatherly shotgun and shoot you in your fucking sleep!
Firey: *walks away slowly*
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Blocky: hello sir I am here to steal your youngest, also named grassy. You no longer have the right to watch him.
Tree: the actual fuck
Blocky: we took your grassy rights away
Tree: fuck yeah! Take him already
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Tree: which one of you two took my vodka
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Tree: knock knock
Grassy: who's there
Tree: my hatred for you and your sister
Grassy: :(
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Bottle: hi tree
Tree: do you want to help me take care of a teenager and child
Pen: I WILL!!!
Tree: NO-
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Tree: lord what did I do to get stuck with these children
Hahahahahahahaha
I'm not funny so here's something I randomly had in my drafts
Also hella unoriginal
