Tree as a dad, hell yeah

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Grassy: FUCK!

Tree: No-

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Leafy: *brings anyone over*

Tree: I swear to god leafy if this is another person that you're in a relationship with, I will make sure that you two can't hangout... at all.

Leafy: they're just a friend

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Tree: if you do anything to my daughter then I'll come over with my fatherly shotgun and shoot you in your fucking sleep!

Firey: *walks away slowly*

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Blocky: hello sir I am here to steal your youngest, also named grassy. You no longer have the right to watch him.

Tree: the actual fuck

Blocky: we took your grassy rights away

Tree: fuck yeah! Take him already

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Tree: which one of you two took my vodka

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Tree: knock knock

Grassy: who's there

Tree: my hatred for you and your sister

Grassy: :(

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Bottle: hi tree

Tree: do you want to help me take care of a teenager and child

Pen: I WILL!!!

Tree: NO-

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Tree: lord what did I do to get stuck with these children













Hahahahahahahaha

I'm not funny so here's something I randomly had in my drafts

Also hella unoriginal

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