That tiny loophole

phone

peters p.o.v

Do you know what is the worst about days that go terribly wrong?

Most people would answer, "Well, duuuhhh, it's that they go terribly wrong." And even if they are not mistaken per say, the obvious answer is not necessarily the correct one. You see, there is something more insidious about those days. Sometimes you are 'lucky' enough to know from the start that you are going to have a shitty day. But most of the time, they take you by surprise. You get no time to mentally prepare to stand tall while destiny is slapping you hard in the face; all you can do is try to hold on and not be swiped away as you watch everything you love crumble around you.

and that was me 

lets start from the beginning shall we?

after mr.stark decided to sleep in for the night i had no where to go because no way i can s tay there if he wakes up earlier then me and just randomly shoves me or tells me to wake up my cover as his weird hallucination consions will be gone so instead i crept across the hall grabbing my phone, spidey suit and a half eaten  apple and swung walked towards the bathroom then opening the curtain just a little before swinging out of the window and landing on top of a rooftop sighing

looking up at the stars for once in a long long time i let myself think about it that really really shitty day where thing went terribly wrong

"i miss you, its my fault its this way now-ah ha ow!" so much for the one time dam you thor

i huffed looking behind me blinking twice when i saw natasha..holding a rock?

"did you-did you just? did you just throw a rock on my head? like an angsty teen?" she remained composed then threw the rock which i doged i huffed swinging away that my people is when things went down hill

(10 minutes ago avengers HQ)

natashas p.o.v

"guys just slow down...we'll figure this out" i squinted my eyes at the spider sitting on the rooftop on the screen  good at least he's not doing anything dangerous then cocked my head to the left when i saw something shining from hi pocket 

'phone'

at that i smiled

"where not attacking"

''what do you mean where not attacking?"

"where getting his phone its an easier tacktic for all of us its easier to play fox then hunt a rabbit" at that i smirked and grabbed a taser before heading out to meet our little spider

(now)

he swung away dropping his phone on the edge of the roof

'ammature'

i scoffed grabbing it i was going to let tony hack it when we got to the tower but i almost dropped it when i saw the phone was already unlocked paused at a video of tony and rhodey on a kitchen counter i furrowed my eyebrows sitting slowly at t ledge repeating the video from the top who doesnt lock there phone thats just sad

"You're an emotional drunk," Rhodey says.

Rhodey has his arms straight in the air and he's staring at his hands like they're deeply puzzling to him."Nuh uh," Tony says, wiping the tears from his cheeks.

"You just. You don't get it."

"I do get it," Rhodey says.

"I speak Tony language, and Tony language says that you... um, you love the kid. That's what."

"I do not!" Tony yelps. "I hate him! A scourge on my life and soul! I cannot stand his squeaky shoes and his stupid big ears!" Tony takes a deep breath and then delicately screams. "Who let him have such big ears, he's going to fall over when it's windy there are sailboats with sails smaller than his ears."Rhodey lets his arms flop down onto his chest and turns his head on the floor. Tony can hear the bumps in his skull rolling on the linoleum

. "Man," he says. "You love that kid so much it's -its-its just sad man *sigh* welcome to parenthood."

peters p.o.v

yeah definitely not a good idea but its the best one i got i decided to swing back to where tony was and spend the night ill probably sleep on the ceiling probably say is some conseious power scince im a ghost and all? i dont know this is so freaking cool!

i hung my self on top of the roof slowly closing my eyes finally quite peace I sighed slowly fluttering my teacher shut smiling at mr.starks presence it felt warm and nice and with that I went to sleep

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"KAAAA PICHHHH KAAAAA PICHHHHHH" i opened my eyes almost falling over at the noise  snapping my head dowards huffing

"your consiouns tells you your snoring could wake up half of new york"

"KAAAA PICHHHH KAAAAA PICHHHHHH" i sighed banging my head on the wood

And I couldn't help but laugh my life is a comedic tradgety i should be the next joker but well hero joker

"Kaaaa phiiiishhhh kaaaa pichhhh" i huffed turning my heads looking towards him

"And youd be batman my enemy our origong story about how you never let me sleep the night" I raised my hands then dropping them

"Kapishhhh kapphiishh" I used my hands to cover my ears

"This is going to be a long night"