Kakaotalk~nct dream

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MoominJun added "Minhyun" to Stupid Bitches

DolphinLele
I swear Park Jisung,
if you say that one more time
you won't be alive tomorrow

Jiswag
Aliens aren't real Chenle

DolphinLele
u just crossed the line park

FullSun
Okay we get your pissed Chenle,
don't gotta threaten to kill someone tho

MoominJun
Don't act like you don't
try and murder Mark

Minhyun
Can I murder Mark?

NoJam
Huh??

NanaUwU
^

Jiswag
^^

FullSun
^^^

MoominJun
^^^^

DolphinLele
^^^^^

Minhyun
What?

NoJam
is this Mark?

Minhyun
Mark??
Who dat?

FullSun
stop messing around

Minhyun
No i'm serious,
who's Mark?

MoominJun
Wait, Minhyun??
I thought your user said Minhyung-

NoJam
So u aren't Mark hyung??

Minhyun
no, I'm Minhyun...

FullSun
Good job Renjun, now
this random person is
in our chat🙄

Minhyun
Bitch, I am not a random person,
I'm Minhyun, get it straight

Nanana
But he's not straight...

Jiswag
Okay, facts-

Minhyun
what are y'all on??

Jiswag
A couch...

FullSun
That's not what he
meant Jisung-

Minhyun
He...?

FullSun
Yea, aren't u a he??

Minhyun
no...

MoominJun
So you're a she?

Minhyun
Yea..

FullSun
Not only do we have a
random stranger in our
chat, it's a girl

Nanana
I bet she's cute ;)

Minhyun
I-
y'all could be old men

NoJam
Old??
U must be like 12

Minhyun
12?? Bitch I'm 19

Jiswag
bye

Nanana
What year were you born??

Minhyun
Y'all actually might be
old people-

Nanana
No, I'm asking because
I'm 19 too

Minhyun
Okay tea, but I was born in 2000

FullSun
So you might be older than me-

Minhyun
Ooooo! I'm older than
mr. attitude :))

FullSun
I said "you might be"

MoominJun
What month?

Minhyun
May

NoJam
Ayee

DolphinLele
Now he has a noona!!

Jiswag
Now you do too, idiot

DolphinLele
So do you, meanie

Minhyun
Okay, how old are these two??

NoJam
They're both 18,
but lele was born in 2001
and ji was born in 2002

MoominJun
But Chenle was born in
November so they're close in age

Jiswag
Sometimes I don't have to
call him hyung

Minhyun
So y'all korean right?

Nanana
Yup, and are u?

Jiswag
uh why would we be
speaking korean if
we weren't korean?

Minhyun
yea i'm korean and dude
foreigners can speak korean too

FullSun
Okay, let's add MinhyunG!!

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author's note:
sorry if this intro seems weird. i swear it gets better... somewhat? but it's good later on! i started this like two years ago and i'm finishing it in 2021 (rescripting in jan 2022) so it's definitely better during and after the 2.0 chapters ! (i began publishing in 2019)