Liy: why hello you handsome son of a gun.
Remote: why thank you uwu
Liy: NO- I was taking about pen.
Pen: ÒwÓ
~
Loser: ah~ what a lovely day
Cake: loser, did you just moan... without having to fuck me.
Loser: the actual fuck
Needle: we all heard you moan you little mother fucker.
Loser: I said 'ah~ what a lovely day'
Coiny: nah man, you moaned
Loser: fuck all of you
~
Bottle: I love life
Tree: I hate life
Bottle: don't you dare try and make another noose
...
Bottle: and tree is dead
(This was based off a roleplay I did with a friend)
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(Spoiler for Lost)
Firey: okay so I'm blind now
Leafy: yep
Firey: we just killed two people
Leafy: lollipop and ice cube to be exact
Firey: we're holding cake hostage
Leafy: fuck yeah
Firey: and now like... 59 people are after us
Leafy: bing, bing, bing, you're correct
Firey: ight
~
Flower: fuck you firey, this is gelatin
Firey: no that's flower
Flower: no I'm flower
Gelatin: fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you, you stupid hoe
Firey: see, it's flower
~
Bell: look here you good for nothing bell
Bell: oh wait, that's a mirror *cries*
~
Leafy: sometimes when I'm bored I randomly run out into the forest with someone random and kill them
Gelatin: that's cool, when I'm bored I beat box
~
(Ok time for some NSFW humor)
Coiny: ha, I'm such a top
Firey: Then why were you calling me daddy the other night
Coiny: shut the fuck up
~
Match: pencil and I are going on a date, think you could ,like, sing for us
Ruby: yes( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*at the date*
Ruby: Two trucks having sex!!!
Pencil: god damnit match
Match: love you too boo
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
I'm bored in the house
And I'm in the house bored
Bored in the house
And I'm in the house bored
Bored in the mother fucking
In the house bored
And I'm bored in the mother fucking
In the house bored
Bored in the house
Bored in the house
Bored
Bored in the house
Bored in the house
Bored
