fanfiction :: ashton irwin

9 - you're my friend

 

Ashton: MADDIEEEEEEEE 

Ashton: babe please reply to me 

Me: whoa who you calling babe??

Ashton: I knew you'd answer to that! Im sorry for calling you just a fan :(

Me: it's ok, it is what it is

Ashton: but I'm serious you're my friend

Me: I'd rather be Luke's friend but whatevssss

Ashton: -__-

Ashton: that's my face when you talk about luke lol

Me: you're right, he's yours. my bad hehehehe 

Ashton: I was going to answer your question but you didn't give me a chance 

Me: about wanking off to fanfiction?

Ashton: yes 

Me: yes that's the question or yes that you do it???

Ashton: yes to both 

Me: oh cool

Ashton: that's it? That's all you have to say? 

Me: lol no, there's a lot in my head right now

Ashton: I'm all ears :)

Me: we're being completely honest with each other right? We can talk about anything 

Ashton: sure why not, it has to work both ways though 

Me: okay. Here's my first question: at which parts do you wank off to? Please be specific with page numbers 

Me: hahaha kidding about the page numbers 

Ashton: hmmm let's see. The part when they have sex?? Isn't that obvious haha 

Me: so do you just imagine it as you doing it or something? 

Ashton: pretty much, it's easy since it actually is me ;) 

Me: lucky bastard 

Ashton: my turn!! Do you do it too?

Me: do what?

Ashton: don't act all innocent now Maddie. You know what I mean

Me: oh touch myself? No 

Ashton: why?

Me: I was reading one story and it made me really hawny. They do that a lot, but I never really act on it

Me: haha say horny like hawny it's fun 

Ashton: yeah it is lol so what'd you read? 

Ashton: If you say a luke story I'm gonna fucking scream

Me: geezzzzz you crazy, it was an Ashton one, no need to scream

Ashton: OMG YESSSS SUCK IT LUKE

Me: OMG LASHTON LIVES

Me: IS HE GIVING YOU A BJ?

Ashton: wtf Maddie lol. I don't know what you're talking about? 

Me: you're such a liar, it's ok you guys can tell me!! 

Ashton: you're so cute :) 

Me: Ugh stop saying that 

Me: jk please don't stop :)

Ashton: I won't stop if you don't want me to :)

Me: ur cheesy, I'll call you cheddar 

Ashton: call me whatever you like cutie :)

Me: yippee lol

yo yo yooooo this sucks but IM ABOUT TO UPDATE AGAIN HEHEHE. vote if you're liking it :)