Wrong Number, Spidey

Stranger Danger

Wattpad is being weird and rearranging chapters' orders so they shall now receive numbers!

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Peter
Ned
Ned
Ned, u ded?
Seriously dude answer me!
I'm bleeding pretty bad now!
Dude I swear if u don't answer me I'll drop a building on u!

???
What?
Wrong number.

Peter
Cmon man! It's serious!
U gotta help me out Ned!

???
Sorry, kid, but I'm not a Ned.
Wait why are you bleeding?

Peter
Bleeding?
Who said anything about bleeding?
What's bleeding?
Who's bleeding?
Why is bleeding?
How is bleeding?
Bleeding? Never heard of her!

???
Wow, kid, you are a terrible liar!

Peter
I'm not a kid!

???
Oh yeah? How old are you?

Peter
STRANGER DANGER!!!

???
Jesus, kid! I'm not a stranger!

Peter
I'm sorry do I know you?

???
Ok, maybe I am a stranger, but as long as you're not evil, I'm no danger!

Peter
Oh really?
Then why did you ask for my name, age, and secret identity?

???
I only asked for your age, not your name.
What do you mean secret identity?

Peter
Oh right
I might as well come out right now...
I👏
Am👏
Iron Man👏

???
Yeah, no, kid. Not possible.
But since we're sharing secrets...
I
Am
Spider-Man.

Peter
Equally impossible
But why choose Spider-Man???

???
Because. He looks out for the little guy and puts everyone else before him.
Why did you choose Iron Man?

Peter
Iron Man is my favourite Avenger!
And Tony Stark is awesome too!
Seriously though Tony Stark is an amazing genius!!!

???
Isn't Stark just a drunk playboy with a collection of oversized tin cans?

Peter
Don't you dare insult Tony Stark!
He's probably just been through a whole hell of a lot of stuff and is trying to cope!
And he made his first suit in a cave out of scrap metal!
Also it is IRON NOT TIN! (Sorry I mean a gold titanium alloy, not iron)
Besides, Tony Stark saved my life.

???
When did he save your life?

Peter
Stark Expo.
I got separated from my aunt and uncle and found an evil robot instead.
Stupid little me thought that because I had a toy Iron Man helmet and gauntlet, I could take it on with my toy armour.
It was about to get me when Tony Stark flew in, blasted it and said, "Nice work, kid" then flew off.
It was awesome!