Wrong Number, Spidey

Friends?

2

Mr Stark
Hey, Spidey.

Spidey
Mr Stark!
You came back!
( /^ω^)/♪♪
I thought I scared you off ;(

Mr Stark
No, kid, you're weird but innocent and adorable.

Spidey
I am not adorable!
And that just makes you seem even more creepy.

Mr Stark
I am not going to kidnap you!

Spidey
And yet you already stalk me

Mr Stark
It was a security concern!

Spidey
You say it as if you are the REAL Tony Stark

Mr Stark
...

Spidey
ಠಿ_ಠ

Mr Stark
That's creepy.

Spidey
Says the old man texting a teenager

Mr Stark
I AM NOT OLD!

Spidey
Oh yh?
How old are you?

Mr Stark
Classified information, kiddo.

Spidey
Cmon!
You already know everything about me but I don't know anything about you!

Mr Stark
Fine.
But only because I can feel your puppy eyes through the screen.

Spidey
pUpPy EyEs?!

i aM ShOoKeTh!

Mr Stark
Do you want me to tell you or what?

Spidey
Tellmetellmetellme!!!!!

Mr Stark
45.

Spidey
Wow u old

Mr Stark
I'll have you know, Bambino, I work with a couple of guys almost twice my age.

Spidey
Man they dedicated

Mr Stark
One of them refuses to ever give up.
He insists he could "do it all day".

Spidey
He sounds like the Captain America PSAs

Mr Stark
What Captain America PSAs?

Spidey
Just a bunch of videos they show us in school
They all cringe
Detention and puberty are the worst

Mr Stark
I found them on YouTube!
These are gold!

Spidey
They are indeed the Holy Grail
Anywayyy...
What do u do for a living?

Mr Stark
I'm an engineer, among many other things...