The 3 Million Days of Quarantine

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Okay, so this isn't kotlc, but apparently this is what quarantine has brought me to. You're welcome world.

On the first day of quarantine,

Corona gave to me,

One house bursting at the seams


On the second day of quarantine,

Corona gave to me,

Two bars of internet,

And a house bursting at the seams


On the third day of quarantine,

Corona gave to me,

Three kids to homeschool,

Two bars of internet,

And a house bursting at the seams


On the fourth day of quarantine,

Corona gave to me,

Four meals out weekly,

Three kids to homeschool,

Two bars of internet,

And a house bursting at the seams


On the fifth day of quarantine,

Corona gave to me,

Five naps a day,

Four meals out weekly,

Three kids to homeschool,

Two bars of internet,

And a house bursting at the seams


On the sixth day of quarantine,

Corona gave to me,

Six packs of toilet paper,

Five naps a day,

Four meals out weekly,

Three kids to homeschool,

Two bars of internet,

And a house bursting at the seams


On the seventh day of quarantine,

Corona gave to me,

Seven stressful zoom calls,

Six packs of toilet paper,

Five naps a day,

Four meals out weekly,

Three kids to homeschool,

Two bars of internet,

And a house bursting at the seams


On the eighth day of quarantine,

Corona gave to me,

Eight youtube videos,

Seven stressful zoom calls,

Six packs of toilet paper,

Five naps a day,

Four meals out weekly,

Three kids to homeschool,

Two bars of internet,

And a house bursting at the seams


On the ninth day of quarantine,

Corona gave to me,

Nine new hobbies,

Seven stressful zoom calls,

Six packs of toilet paper,

Five naps a day,

Four meals out weekly,

Three kids to homeschool,

Two bars of internet,

And a house bursting at the seams


On the tenth day of quarantine,

Corona gave to me,

Ten finished puzzles,

Nine new hobbies,

Seven stressful zoom calls,

Six packs of toilet paper,

Five naps a day,

Four meals out weekly,

Three kids to homeschool,

Two bars of internet,

And a house bursting at the seams


On the eleventh day of quarantine,

Corona gave to me

Eleven (okay, maybe I'm exaggerating, but at least 8) kids whining,

Ten finished puzzles,

Nine new hobbies,

Seven stressful zoom calls,

Six packs of toilet paper,

Five naps a day,

Four meals out weekly,

Three kids to homeschool,

Two bars of internet,

And a house bursting at the seams


On the twelfth day of quarantine,

Corona gave to me,

Twelve nonexistent friends,

Eleven whining kids,

Ten finished puzzles,

Nine new hobbies,

Seven stressful zoom calls,

Six packs of toilet paper,

Five naps a day,

Four meals out weekly,

Three kids to homeschool,

Two bars of internet,

And a house bursting at the seams

Thought I was done, did you? Turns out, we've been in quarantine (where I live) for nine weeks this Thursday. We still have like, fifty verses to go!

But seriously, I hope you guys are all safe and healthy!!! Stay safe and at home!

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