I would like to dedicate this book to my dear friend, LunarEclipseFanfic
Many people probably are unaware on the reason why I am making this.
The answer is simple:
REVENGE
I have ON MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS requested a Moto Moto fanfiction.
WHAT HAS SHE DONE?
Ignored me. She ignored me.
That little bitch.
You don't believe me?
I HAVE PROOF.
So, here we are, FAR PAST JUNE SIXTH, seeking revenge.
So, "Lunar Eclipse", if that's even your REAL NAME (it's not btw)
Give me that Moto moto fanfic or there will be more of these.
I warned you.
It must be AT LEAST 5 chapters with AT LEAST 256 words each.
And I will be checking.
So, to all of my current and future enemies, WATCH OUT.
also, what kind of name is Lunar Eclipse? Okay Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.
Now, for some quick disclaimers:
this story almost never specifies the passage of time because time is an illusion
also because thats how time works in the adhd brain so get used to it
this is NOT satirical.
i am IN LOVE with jesus.
and just remember,
eating ass is the only ethical consumption under capitalism
:)
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