Euphony (TBS 3)

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Carlisle
7:13 pm

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because
He NEVER LANDS!

8:19 pm

Dracula doesn't have a lot of friends
Do you know why?
Because he is a PAIN in the neck!

9:25 pm

Which is faster? Hot or Cold
Hot, because you can catch a cold

10:34 pm

What do planets like to read?
Edi Comet books!

Carlisle, what are you doing?

Hey, you replied!
Effective ba ang jokes ko?

No
They were kind of predictable and they weren't funny

Ouch naman best friend
Nag-effort akong mag-isip niyan!

Those jokes are all over the internet kaya wag mo kong lokohin
Your attempts are just epic

At least, I got a response from you 😉

Bakit ka ba nangungulit?

Just want to check up on you, Novice ko
How are you holding up?
Do you want me to beat up the asshole?

No
Don't do that
And I am fine
It was a mutual decision anyway

Huh, mutual decision my ass

Ewan ko sa'yo
If you don't believe me, then don't bother me at all
Kailangan ko ng matulog
Bye

Last na to
Why was the math book sad?

Because he had too many problems
I told you, your jokes aren't funny
You should really just get some sleep