Breath of the Wild; Champions Group chat 2nd edition

S3 v1; Disarray

100 years later..
Revali: I hate it here

Daruk: Well at least now your a ball of gas

Urbosa: We all are

Mipha: You mean spirits

Urbosa: Sure, whatever

Link: you guys are ghosts how tf do you text

Revali: Poltergeists bitch

Midna: Clearly you are all doing well

Link: No I'm not.

Urbosa: I say we should have headed further into the desert, don't you know that Moldugas have lots of useful materials?

Revali: No we should go fight the Calamity

Daruk: I second that

Mipha: Link should prepare himself. We should also go back to Zora's domain to get more shock arrows

Link: I-

Mipha: should totally go back to Zora's domain

Urbosa: Gerudo Desert

Revali: Hyrule Kingdom

Daruk: Goron Mountain

Midna: 😂😂😂Wait you're telling me they are just

Link: Following me around like a bunch a sheep. Then yes

Midna: this is rich

Urbosa: Not as rich as I used to be

Revali: really?

Urbosa: fuck off

Revali: What's gotten into her?

Daruk: Just gals being pals😉

Urbosa: I fucking dare you to wink again

Daruk: like this? 😉

Link: you guys are literally next to each other, just fucking talk

Urbosa: Remove the winkie you're making the readers suspect there's a double meaning

Revali: Isn't there always a double meaning?😉

Mipha: like how I always put winkies in my diary?

Urbosa: you mean the ones with dirty thoughts?

Mipha: Yes, how'd you know that?

Urbosa: Just a guess

Daruk: has nothing to do with the fact Link read your journal...

Mipha: Wait What?!

Midna: So we have ghosts

Link: They are way more annoying dead than when they were alive.

Revali: Ouch, at least I still retain most of my awesomeness

Urbosa: Even when you were alive you're still a terrible flyer

Revali: Fuck Link

Mipha: I'm trying

Midna: I'm trying

Mipha: 😨

Midna: Jinx

Urbosa: I clearly did not see that coming

Midna: That's not the only thing coming tonight 😉

Revali: Okay I see what you mean by the winkies being very weird

Mipha: Yeah, very suggestive

Link: Can you all stop bickering, I really just want some piece and quiet

Daruk: Lets collect guardian parts

Midna: What kind of parts 😉

Revali: Seriously guys the winkies are not good

Urbosa: Stop it before we scare the readers

Midna: Hello fourth wall meet suggestive love triangle

Urbosa: sexagon I mean hexagon

Revali: Six angles really?

Mipha: What's a sexagon?

Midna: A very horny Gerudo ghost

Urbosa: fuck off

Midna: I really do try

Revali: How does this hexagon work?

Midna: Someone care to draw it

Link: Can y'all be quieting for one damn moment

Mipha: sigh there he goes again, so determined

Midna: sigh, there she goes again 🥺

Daruk: Midpha

Revali: Stop adding angles to this messed up triangle!

Urbosa: *HEXAGON

Midna: Whatever, I put the I in bitch

Urbosa: funny I put the U in u are going to have it tonight

Midna: now who's the one being suggestive?😉

Revali: Midna just run, you're not gonna make it out alive

Midna: I can handle a strong woman, sorry that you can't

Mipha: Is there something going on between them?

Link: After 100 years everyone gets experimental 👀

Daruk: so what did you do to Sidon?

Link: Absolutely nothing. I was talking about a lizalfo or whatever you call them

Mipha: geez stop being so suggestive guys

Midna: Right back at you😉

Urbosa: 😉

Link: Can you all just stop winking for one moment!

Revali: that's sad uwu

Midna: Truly uwu

Urbosa: too bad for you uwu

Midna: wdym uwu

Urbosa: fun tonight uwu

Midna: Twlight realm witching hour uwu

Revali: I'm in uwu

Daruk: Threesome uwu

Link: they all need help uwu

Mipha: fr