Brain = bold
Me = italics
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"You know, those look pretty!"
"Yes, they do. But I am here to buy shoes for the cruise party. And if you don't want to fall off, I am not wearing those heels."
"Well, you know you can always ask the price and if it is reasonable, we can always come back..."
"What if it is not reasonable?"
"I swear I will forget about them so hard that you won't even remember that we saw them..."
"..."
"..."
"You heard the price..."
"..."
"Soo, what do you think?"
"They look really good. And will look good with the white shirt you have."
"The price is unreasonable!"
"Those are the shoes that I like."
"Too bad that I am not buying them."
"What?"
"..."
"Just look at them. I mean, just look at them! The design, the materials used, the gems, the way it fits in your hand as if it was meant to be yours-"
"You do know that we, humans, wear it on our feet?"
"I am not stupid, so yes I know."
"Just checking..."
"..."
"I mean, from what I have picked up from our previous conversations, you don't even know what is 2+2 is-"
"I know that."
"Then what happened in the maths test?"
"..."
"Well?"
"Would you look at the time and tell me what it is?"
"Why the sudden urge to check the time?"
"Can't I check the time of the day without your scrutiny?"
"It's night time. 9:02 pm."
"Home. I am tired."
"But what about the shoes? I saw a pair of black sandals, I will go with them."
"Not the heels?"
"No, absolutely no heels."
"But-"
"..."
"I am getting out of here... Without your beloved heels..."
"Stop sounding so happy!"
"Aww, I... can't! LA LA LA-"
"Stupid sugar."
"Grumbling seriously doesn't suit you."
YOU ARE READING
Really Brain?
HumorSo, basically, this book contains random, absurd, senseless conversations that I have had with my inner self, you know, my brain. ... Go ahead, click on that "Read" button because I know you are too conflicted.
