Stapy: what the fuck is up marker. No what you say is what the fuck dude. Shut the fuck up marker.
xxx
Pencil: and they were roommates
Lightning: oh my god. They were roommates
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Tennis ball: is there anything better then pussy... YES a really good book
*Piano solo*
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Black hole: we all die. You ether kill yourself or get killed.
Pillow: what cha gonna do
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Firey: I thought you were bae. Turns out you're just fam
Coiny: bruh
Firey: *walks away*
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Cloudy: hey you okay
Balloony: yeah, just lately I haven't been able to think straight
Balloony's mind: balls. Two guys holding hands. Dick. Dudes butts.
xxx
Eggy: hey I'm lesbian
Clock: I thought you were American
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Leafy: did you wash the dishes
Firey: I thought you wanted to do that
Leafy: *annoyed laughter* you were wrong
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Pen: I love you bitch
Liy: oh my god
Pen: I ain't ever gonna stop lovin' you... bitch
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Donut: so basically what I was thinking is um
Gelatin: *punches him*
Donut: ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this
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Nickel: you know sometimes I think I come off as too harsh
Balloony: nickel please shut the fuck up. You are the second meanest person on our team.
Nickel: wh- oh!
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Pencil: ya know recently I've been crying myself to sleep.
X as a therapist: how come
Pencil: I just came to the realization that I'm a lesbian and wanna bang my best friend
X: interesting. NEXT!
Leafy: *walks in with pure domination in her eyes* I killed someone!!
X: *grabs a walkie-talkie* we got a code leaf. I repeat a code leaf.
xxx
Lightning: hey snowball, do you think we should get a pride flag for our room
Snowball: ew no. That's gay.
Lightning: we've been dating for three years dumbass
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Needle: sometimes I feel like a third wheel.
Also Needle: and when I say sometime I mean ever single second of every single day
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JacknJellify: if your mental heath is unstable and you know it clap your hands
Four in bfb 16 and leafy: *clap* *clap*
Ha
I'm not funny
